Posted September 15, 2007 She's from the US, meaning that Canada isn't overseas. It's like us saying "I like to go overseas, to places like Scotland and Wales". He could have been in hawaii.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 What's worse than finding 11 dead babies in a dumpster? Finding 1 dead baby in 11 dumpsters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 What's worse than a swimming pool full of dead babies? Having an erection while swimming through it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 What's worse than a swimming pool full of dead babies? Having an erection while swimming through it. :bowdown: :bowdown: What do you get when you cut a baby in two?? An erection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Whats the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full sand with a pitch fork. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Hahahaha, i laughed too hard at that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Hey, what's the worse part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Those aren't funny. Yes, yes they are... This one doesn't work as well when written but... whats the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? There's twenty of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 What breaks if you sleep with a baby? It's Pelvis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Those aren't funny. Ypou're right, they're funnier. What breaks if you sleep with a baby? It's Pelvis. That's not how it goes... it's: What breaks during sex? A 3-year old's pelvis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 .... I'm seeing a pattern in these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 .... I'm seeing a pattern in these. :shakehead No!!! How could I miss it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 What's the best thing about sleeping with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. PATTERN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 What breaks during sex? A 3-year old's pelvis. The one Caris said sounds better for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Some of those are wrong but funny the rest is just wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Those aren't funny. oh get a sense of homour rock dennis:) Nobod takes these seriously cmon.. hilarious guys honestly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 The first one was funny, the rest scare me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 They're all funny and you all know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 North Korean propaganda cartoon with subtitles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 http://www.myspace.com/theamateurtransplants I recommend buying their album since its funny and 10% goes to some cancer charity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2007 Hehehe so you all like cats? well than take a look at this comurtial of the street K o and if you hate pigeons.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqSmk8gNMVU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2007 They're all funny and you all know it. *Walks into self denial* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2007 I heard a really harsh joke today: Reports are coming in of foot and mouth in Scotland. Police are hoping to find all of Colin Mcrae by the end of the week. I laughed so hard at that. I know I shouldn't of, but I did... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites