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She's from the US, meaning that Canada isn't overseas. It's like us saying "I like to go overseas, to places like Scotland and Wales".

 

He could have been in hawaii....

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What's worse than a swimming pool full of dead babies?

 

 

 

Having an erection while swimming through it.

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What's worse than a swimming pool full of dead babies?

 

 

 

Having an erection while swimming through it.

 

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

 

What do you get when you cut a baby in two??

 

 

 

 

 

 

An erection.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead babies?

 

 

 

You can't unload a truck full sand with a pitch fork.

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Those aren't funny.

 

Yes, yes they are...

 

This one doesn't work as well when written but...

 

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

 

There's twenty of them

 

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Those aren't funny.

 

Ypou're right, they're funnier.

 

 

What breaks if you sleep with a baby?

 

It's Pelvis.

 

That's not how it goes... it's:

 

What breaks during sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A 3-year old's pelvis.

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What's the best thing about sleeping with 23 year olds?

 

 

 

 

There's 20 of them.

 

PATTERN :D

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What breaks during sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A 3-year old's pelvis.

 

The one Caris said sounds better for some reason.

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Those aren't funny.

 

oh get a sense of homour rock dennis:)

 

Nobod takes these seriously cmon..

 

hilarious guys honestly

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I heard a really harsh joke today:

 

Reports are coming in of foot and mouth in Scotland. Police are hoping to find all of Colin Mcrae by the end of the week.

 

I laughed so hard at that. I know I shouldn't of, but I did...

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