Stupid Personified

[ReZourceman]

So what stupid personified links/stories do you have. This one caught my attention today.

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6944026.stm

 

 

...Because of course 7 single shots of Espresso is fine.

[Slaggis]

I heard that on channel 4. How thick do you have to be, really?

[ReZourceman]

I read it earlier on BBC. Since then they added a picture.

 

She looks incredibly dense.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Coffee is for dicks anyway. Tea is the way foward.

 

 

[Slaggis]

I read it earlier on BBC. Since then they added a picture.

 

She looks incredibly dense.

 

Dense is probably the kindest word possible to describe her after that.

 

And yeah, tea rocks.

[Dyson]

Saw this story earlier. gg.

[Mikey]

Fuck coffee, takes like shit. Tea is the best.

[Chris the great]

coffee? tea? drinks for the elderly and females.

 

a man drinks grog.

[Ashley]

Springs to mind...

[Cube]

This reminds me of that woman who overdosed on water to win a Wii and died.

[Blackfox]

This reminds me of that woman who overdosed on water to win a Wii and died.

 

She was doing it for her kids due to the mad shortages at Xmas.. chill.

[Jack]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bWVWppDPpDg

[Marshmellow]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bWVWppDPpDg

 

I loved that episode!

[Oxigen_Waste]

Ant-Shimmin. lol.

[Letty]

Yes! an oppurtunity to use the phrase STUPID BINT arises.

 

 

STUPID BINT.

 

(yeah!)

[Slaggis]

Yes! an oppurtunity to use the phrase STUPID BINT arises.

 

 

STUPID BINT.

 

(yeah!)

 

That had me laughing for almost a minute. I love that phrase and always use it when and where possible.

[Letty]

That had me laughing for almost a minute. I love that phrase and always use it when ans where possible.

 

hmm, I only use it when talking to this girl:

 

[EEVILMURRAY]

She appears to have a nice rack, is this the case?

[Problematique]

Dear god. I love espressos...but 7 is excessive. The most caffeine I'll have in one sitting is an Al Pacino (mug of filter coffee with two espresso shots in it. No sugar or milk of course )

[Guest Jordan]

She appears to have a nice rack, is this the case?

 

Hmm... not really. They're fairly small.

[Supergrunch]

This reminds me of that woman who overdosed on water to win a Wii and died.

...how is that possible? I suppose you could drown in it if you drank enough...

[Demuwan]

...how is that possible? I suppose you could drown in it if you drank enough...

 

I think the situation was more that she had to hold her Wee for a Wii. So she effectively couldn't pee for 48hrs or so and she died because she reabsorbed the toxins in the urine.

 

Don't quote me on it though.

[Konfucius]

From HardOCP

 

Section: Helpdesk Humor

 

We run a PC repair shop in *******. The other day one of our customers brought his PC in and says it keeps rebooting and the CPU temperature is very high. He told us he has always built his own PCs and that he knows what he’s doing, yet he can’t figure out what is wrong.

 

 

 

In case you're not familiar with PC equipment. The guy removed the CPU fan and attached it to the case. Now the CPU doesn't have enough cooling causing shutdowns.

This - is - madness!

[Ellmeister]

I once read about a woman who drank so much watr she drowned in it. She had a mental problem/ physical problem where her mind would never tell her she was full, so she just kept drinking and drinking eventually filling her lungs with water. not a nice way to go.

 

This wee & wii story is true? thats just wrong.

[Charlie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6949084.stm

 

The girl in the video (right hand side) duly deserves a mention. Opening her results live on TV, gets excited about going to uni, then realises she's read them wrong!