Posted August 2, 2007 I can't flirt cause I dunno how.If someone tells me I do it,then I don't realise or mean it. I just thought I was being friendly to people and just talking to them. What the hell is flirting?! 1)Trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend 2)Getting into someones pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 2, 2007 What the hell is flirting?! It's where you find a person you're attracted to, flop out your penis and move it around like a windmill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 2, 2007 Had a great flirt tonight! With one of the girls in the play with me. She's getting married next summer. She is hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 2, 2007 My flirting pattern apparently consists of making a joke and saying "Wink wink, nudge nudge", holding for applause and slyly taking a sip of my strawberry Yazoo, then looking up to see my prey staring deeply into my eyes and arising with a glorious milk mustache. And yeah, Yazoo is my pub drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 3, 2007 I flirted a lot with my current girlfriend before we were together, without really being aware that I was flirting. Looking back now though all these little actions seem rediculously flirty. They were simple things, like standing closer than necessary and leaning over each other to laugh at something we were reading on the wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 3, 2007 I flirt with women all the time, but don't notice as I';m gay and so obviously it's not intentional. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 4, 2007 As is the case with most people by the sounds of it, when it comes to pre-meditated flirting it never really comes off properly, but that 'natural flirting' crap as it's been described to me now appears to be my trump card. It's just a pity i can't seem to pull the trigger when i really want to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 4, 2007 So what do you guys do when you flirt? Is it just a mixture of eye contact, standing closer together etc? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 4, 2007 I couldn't flirt my way out of a wet paper bag. Luckily however I dont need to. Because Im not trapped in a wet paper bag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 4, 2007 Because Im not trapped in a wet paper bag. Maybe not yet... but soon.... *evil laughter* My flirting skills I describe as undeveloped. I can thrill and entertain and amuse the ladies well my golden tongue however as soon as it comes to making the bridge from talking to something more I often stumble. I must be doing something right though and recently with a reduction in shyness and a growth in confidence things are much easier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 31, 2012 Damn, need to get meself down to Heathrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 31, 2012 So in order to flirt we need to catch a flight to heathrow and pick up and escort? Sounds like a NYE plan to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 31, 2012 So, in order to flirt, we must not flirt at all? That's some Dumbledore shit right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 1, 2013 Most people think I flirt, which is really strange. I seriously don't know I'm doing it and I don't try. It's just me being friendly. My mate thought I was hitting on his girlfriend years ago but I assured him I'd never do anything like that. He's okay with me though. But yeah, apparently I'm a terrible flirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2013 Yeah a spambot bumped it to advertise hookers in Heathrow, forgot to close it when I cleaned that out. Obviously if people want to discuss flirting feel free to create a new one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites