Posted April 24, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm Man cuts off penis in restaurant A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant. Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening. A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted. The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis. A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant. She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen. "Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area. "The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself. "This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time." She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries." ...Ouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Haha. Fucking head case. Well, look on the bright side; at least he won't be able to breed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 What what?? Now I can't go to American forums and say "this crazy shit only happens in America". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Ewwww.....i wonder what he was thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 "perhaps he had sex with someone really nasty outside" Was the response of my mate when I told him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Perhaps he was playing too much Manhunt[/Jack] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Well, look on the bright side; at least he won't be able to breed. Fucking classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 I don't care how messed up someone is, there is no reason to cut you penis off. Ever. The thought of it alone is enough to make me cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 "perhaps he had sex with someone really nasty outside" Was the response of my mate when I told him. All I got to say to the article is OMFG, however to that rummy get a nice juicey LOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Bet he made a right cock of himself. What a dick. Really ballsed it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Can't say I approve of this kind of public ridicule of mental illness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 I kind of agree, but have they determined it was actually mental illness as yet? Until then, mock away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 I kind of agree, but have they determined it was actually mental illness as yet? Until then, mock away! Well...the guy ran into a restaurent, started publicly cutting himself, ending the event in penis detattchation... IMO Its safe to assume hes mentally ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Only you could find something like this, Jordon ^_^ Anyway, how anyone could do this upon themselves is beyond me, whether they have mental illness or not :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 ouch!! What a dumb ass. A man without a penis is no longer a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 (By the way this is front page The Sun with the pun of "Deep Pain Pizza"...See what they did there.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Umm, what can i say. People can do the craziest of things, i don't think anyone in their right mind would do that to themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Well at least we know that the British still have a bloody good sense of humour! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis lawl. 1041010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis. Surgeon 1: "Hah, you touched his knob, you're gay!" Surgeon 2: "At least i'm not the one who has it in his mouth." 1: "I don't have it in my mouth." 2: "Yes you DO!" 1: "URK!" 2: "Hah! Bell-end!" 1: "Ey, ghellis oulla i hookin houf!" Isn't it great how mature we can be towards news articles such as this one. *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2007 Ouch,why the penis I mean really? Even if your a bit of a an idiot,why the penis of all areas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
