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I third Modest Mouse, however they aint a new act, been going for quite a while now :D

 

saw them last Saturday and they were damn good :)

 

I didn't even notice the "new". I'm guessing Dante hasn't checked out The Moon & Antarctica then? You should.

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The new artists that I recommend are Modest Mouse, CSS, Klaxon, The Pigeon Detectives, The Fratellis & The Dresden Dolls.

 

Since when are Modest Mouse "new"???

 

You're little secret portugese messages aren't going to work when I can understand them. ;)

Vai para o caralho, agente filho da puta. : peace:

 

 

 

On another note, I want OCEAN fans! Someone who shares my love? :indeed:

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Since when are Modest Mouse "new"???

 

New to Dante perhaps?

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Haha. I don't know what you'd say about Bal-Sagoth then:

"And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Crown"

 

Yes. That's a song name. They're a bit shit, but awesome for comedy value :heh:

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA

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Song titles? Nobody can beat Seth Putnam.

 

Anal ****(C U N T) - It Just Gets Worse:

 

1. "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It"

2. "Easy E Got AIDS from F. Mercury"

3. "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse"

4. "Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison"

5. "I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis"

6. "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"

7. "Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)"

8. "I Paid J. Howell to Rape You"

9. "I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway"

10. "Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us"

11. "You Rollerblading Faggot"

12. "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"

13. "I Lit Your Baby on Fire"

14. "Body by Auschwitz"

15. "I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog"

16. "Sweatshops Are Cool"

17. "Women: Nature's Punching Bag"

18. "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank"

19. "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"

20. "I Ate Your Horse"

21. "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man"

22. "You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag"

23. "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die"

24. "I Fucked Your Wife"

25. "Into the Oven"

26. "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid"

27. "The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking ****"

28. "I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died"

29. "Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny"

30. "Dictators Are Cool"

31. "Deadbeat Dads Are Cool"

32. "I'm Really Excited about the Upcoming David Buskin Concert"

33. "Being Ignorant Is Awesome"

34. "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach"

35. "Chris Barnes Is a Pussy"

36. "Tim is Gay"

37. "BT/A.C."

38. "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant"

39. "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"

 

 

And that's just one album. And one of the shortest ones, too.

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pff, Anal **** don't have the craziest titles. Check out some death metal - Carnivore Diprosopus, Gutteral Secrete, Amputated, Devourment....

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Fool their first album is clearly the best then the second and then its The Black Parade which is truly awful.

 

Really?

 

I exaggertaed about the first one.. Vampires Will Never Hurt You, Headfirst for Halos and Sunsets over Monroeville are good, but all the tracks have a wierd quality to them. You can't hear the words properly and it sounds kinda fuzzy. It lacks the "punch" of the next 2.

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Song titles? Nobody can beat Seth Putnam.

 

Anal ****(C U N T) - It Just Gets Worse:

 

 

And that's just one album. And one of the shortest ones, too.

 

They're not good by any means. They're as witty as a thirteen year old. Chuck in a few swear words, mention rape and AIDs and pretend like its funny. Pff.

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I love Regina Spektor having 8.5 million plays on last.fm.

 

*sings his world famous cover of "That Time"*

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;458283]They're not good by any means. They're as witty as a thirteen year old. Chuck in a few swear words' date=' mention rape and AIDs and pretend like its funny. Pff.[/quote']

 

 

That's the whole point, it's so incredibly tasteless that you can't help but laugh at the idiots that came up with them :heh:

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I love Regina Spektor having 8.5 million plays on last.fm.

 

*sings his world famous cover of "That Time"*

 

Didn't realise it was a cover. That the song that suddenly says about a little bag of cocaine? I like the album, but I think Fidelity is the best so I tend not to listen to it after that. Shame its the first song.

 

 

 

That's the whole point, it's so incredibly tasteless that you can't help but laugh at the idiots that came up with them :heh:

 

Its not even laugh-at-them laughable. Its just shameful. They should be ashamed of themselves.

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;458304]Didn't realise it was a cover. That the song that suddenly says about a little bag of cocaine? I like the album' date=' but I think Fidelity is the best so I tend not to listen to it after that. Shame its the first song.[/quote']

 

That Time isn't a cover.

 

I was just saying that I was singing my cover version.

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I had to wash my eyes after seeing that in Borders today :p

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Ok so I got NME today and I got funny looks on the train like I was reading a porno due to the front cover:

 

http://www.nme.com/layout/magImage.php

 

Oh christ....

 

Mhm I saw that in Smiths. Fair enough Beth Ditto, you're happy with your body. So am I. I however am not naked on the front of NME. If it were a skinny girl they'd be called a narcasitic (urgh spelling) slut.

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Fucking hell, even though NME is a rag unfit for me to wipe my ass with, this really is a new low.

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Well it did almost stop me from buying it but they had a macca interview that I wanted to read :)

 

Next week you get a free White stripes LP of their new single which is exclusive to NME! wooo or not depending on if you like white stripes.

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