Your instant swear word

[Sanchez]

shitcocks.

 

Me too, that or gaaaaay

[Ashley]

Frak.

 

I rarely swear.

[Gizmo]

I use "fudge". Not just because of the link to the f-word, but also to a bit of local lingo. If not, sh*te.

[Jasper]

Godver that'll be. it's the dutch iteration of God Damned, only with damned shortened (the entire word is 'verdomme' or, with god taken in account 'godverdomme'). A little like wanting to curse using God and then changing your mind by not finishing the word. Lovely.

 

Please add shouting voice here.

[kyletherobot]

muthafucka haha.

[killthenet]

Codsarrnit.

[Librarian]

well when no ones around it's "Fuc**** Shit ass puke".. don't really know where it is from..

[Kurtle Squad]

I use everything really (all the general ones inc. bugger, wanker, tosspot, bollocks, sh*t, bloody, smeg:heh:); but I try to not say F*ck and C*nt so much; which is why I started using bloody quite a bit in the 1st place, to replace F-ing.

[Marshmellow]

I have kind of a bad habit of cussing a lot but the most popular one I use which pleases me for some reason is "Fucking Ho" thats my favorite. I use it when I lose, get hurt, pissed off, or just whenever.

[Dan_Dare]

I reckon bastard might be the most common. My slight sheffield diction makes it sound pretty good.

 

that and a Bauer power style God damn son of a BITCH! variation. These can last quite a while.

[Problematique]

"Fuck", "Tw*t" or "Shit bollocks"

[Kav]

I think it's "Shite" that I tend to use mostly... I'll say "feck" a fair bit too though, although my favourite swear-word has to be c**t! It just rolls off the tongue!!!

 

If something/someone really annoys me it'd be like this...

 

"Shite! Shite, feck, bugger-fuck!!! Damn c**t!"

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

Fuck and DAMN IT in my best Jack Bauer voice.

It used to be frack. But that was neither funny nor clever.

[Dan_Dare]

fuckstain, twatbag, fuckballs, fuck ass etc also feature heavily. C word is generally unused, as I find it utterly revolting. It really is the last word in the language capable of properly offending me. I tend to reserve it for moments of utter disgust, rage and pain.

[Roostophe]

Usually it's "bugger" or "bollocks", sometimes it'll be "f*ck".

[Dyson]

Sh*t, F*ck, Bugger, and DAMN IT.

[gaggle64]

Y'know, I'm not actually sure. "Son of bitch" I think. Hold on until I stub my little toe again and I'll get back to you.

[Zechs Merquise]

It has to be F*ck or a variation of F*ck, like 'mother f*cker'.

[Solidus]

Reacting to something I say, HORSESHIT!

 

Reacting to someone I say, YUUUUU FACKING C*NT! In my best cockney accent.

[Eddage]

I quite often say fudgecicles as well, dunno why!?

[Dan_Dare]

oh, i forgot one: a big arnie-in-commando-boiler room fight style BuuullSHIT! always goes down well.

[Shoe]

I either say Oh dear or Oh bitch!

[Saminthehat]

Some more: bloody hell! oh my GOODNESS!! ah for crying out loud! f*ck! sh*t!! crap (adj.) dick (insult) gaytard (insult)

[Shorty]

I can't remember :/ I'll probably have to bump this next time I do something stupid. I think I'm quite varied though. I have a friend who always says "beeasted" whatever that's supposed to mean.

 

I do say "for fucks sake" at James a lot when he knocks things over in my room.

[EEVILMURRAY]

It was "Bollocks" but after watching all of That 70's Show, it's turned into "Crap"

 

Also for some reason, "Bell end" has become an integral part of my lexicon.