Your instant swear word

[Stocka]

When something painful happens to you, or you just realise something shit etc. what is the first word you say without thinking much about?

 

For me it's 'f*cker!' .I don't think before saying it or anything, it just seems to come out. I don't think I ever say anything else at such times.

[Letty]

shitcocks.

[Whizkid]

Mine is c*nt dunno why tho

[Fierce_LiNk]

Haha, nice thread. Everyone needs to watch their language though, as I don't this to turn into an utter swearfest. Use *'s like Stockadude has done.

 

Whenever anything comes outta the blue or something, I say F*ck, but not in the usual sense. My friend is from Erith which is near Bluewater, and she says something which resembles "facking hell!" So, I use that now, haha.

 

So, for me, it's Faaaaack! Or something like that.

[Caris]

F**k.

 

I use it far too much.

[Supergrunch]

Generally "oh crap", and if my parents aren't around then "sh*t!".

[Saminthehat]

'Ahhh bollocks!' Makes my friends laugh

[Guest Stefkov]

Shyat.

Probably. Dont realy swear much.....:p

[Charlie]

I usually say "damn it", gloriously stolen from Jack Bauer.

 

It's either that or "bollocks".

[ZeldaFreak]

Mine is actually a word "Fuju" it just makes it less offending for people

[AshMat]

Anything. Agh, shit, fuck, fucker, bastard, c*nt, cock, arse faggot.

[Tellyn]

I use it daily whenever something goes wrong, and it's inspired by the Fast Show.

 

Bugger.

 

It's also the best and funniest one for me.

[EchoDesiato]

F*ck mostly. And when it's aimed at a person I mostly say "you fat ape!". I know not the most offensive of swear words, but it works well enough.

[DiemetriX]

I don't think i swear that much any more.. it use to be

 

"Fitte" and "Hellvette" [Norwegian] Which kinda means C*nt and Hell...

 

I do have some strange ones that roughly means "P**syskin and Cinnamon" :P

[McPhee]

B*stard or Sh*t

 

Use them both way too much

[nekunando]

..I'm not a swearer.. until something happens and it just slips out from nowhere..

 

..it's strange- when it's something out of the blue 'sh*t' makes its way out..

 

..when I'm playing football, and I do something stupid or don't seem to be getting any breaks of the ball 'f*ck' slips out quit verociously..

 

it's uncontrollable

[spirited away]

B**tarding shite - Erm dno y?

[Solo]

I know it's not swearing but everytime I drop/knock over something I actually say 'oops' out loud.

[mcj metroid]

i don't care

 

cockjugglingthundercunt

[harribo]

Anything. Agh, shit, fuck, fucker, bastard, c*nt, cock, arse faggot.

 

Same here.

[THE ganondorflol]

I hardly swear, but when I do its the s word. But with an e on the end

[Tellyn]

Anything. Agh, shit, fuck, fucker, bastard, c*nt, cock, arse faggot.

 

And my personal favourite from your vlogs, "YOU BLOODY BASTARDS!"

[Bogbas]

"Perkele" - no translation as it's a Finnish swear word.

For those interested in the word's history:

Perkele

[McMad]

Cuntfuck.

 

I tend to merge a lot of swear words.

[Fields]

I seem to go through phases of using various swear words. At the moment I seem to say 'bastards' (in plural, for some reason) whenever something pisses me off.