Posted January 3, 2007 I think I've gone post ironic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 cus it's like...a screen resolution, innit. Erm. ha....ha.....ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 I'm gonna get my mind together, I'm gonna learn to play the guitar and I'll find a girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 BROAD RESOLUTION: To make genuine progress in the next phase of my life and to be a superior person to what I was last year in every respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 1. Get the girl I want in college. 2. Lose a BIT more weight. 3. Pass my AS levels with flying colours 4. See an Arsenal match at the Emirates. 5. Get a better paying job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 I want to write more and try to start my essays 2 weeks before they're due in. I'd like to try and stop giving a crap about girls for a bit. I also want to become less healthy, eat more junk food, drink more and spend more money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 Besides getting a girl friend, really should get to the gym. The shadows of future love handles are starting to form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 Long story short; to care less about other people Yes, to actually mean what you said in your cynicism topic. I'd like to drink less. To take my seizure rate down to nothing, and be able to drive again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 I'd like to drink less. To take my seizure rate down to nothing, and be able to drive again. Why do you have seizures if you don't mind me asking?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 Simplest term would be drinking induced epilepsy. Tongue's still aching a bit after my last sexy fit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 1) Get a decent job with my lifeguard qualification. 2) Save money for Uni 3) Get the grades needed for Uni (which I don't actually know what I need yet) 4) Make even more of an effort to go out 5) 1 a month at least 6) Get mega-fit for going to Malawi 7) Get mega-fit in general 8) Be really cool to everyone 9) Keep in contact with school friends once gone to Uni 10) Make and then beat the record for climbing the hill "Canada" at my Gran's house 11) Never make another New Years Resolution I reckon I should be able to do most of those things at least, I am naturally pretty fit but I want to get really fit, especially for when I go to Malawi. I'm planning for a 50/50/50 (press-ups, sit-ups, squat-thrusts) morning and night. I used to do 30/30 easily, hopefully I can build up to 50... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 1. Be healthier, and workout a bit more. 2. Stop leaving college assignments till the last minute, and study during the year instead of just the week before the exams. 3. Start learning how to drive. I really will do my best to stick to these but my natural laziness might win out as usual.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 Yes, to actually mean what you said in your cynicism topic. ? Anyway I basically meant to stop putting other people's issues or whatever in front of my own. I also resolve to lick the Liberty Bell. Anyonw who has watched How I Met Your Mother will know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 Mine are so far :- More sex with less guys Go out more Budget Be less neurotic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 Be less neurotic Everyone's neurotic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 Everyone's neurotic. but i'm going to try and be less neurotic . . . not going to happen if anything i'll just get worse but here's hoping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 I don't even know what neurotic means, surely you can't be something if you don't know what it is! Edit: A person prone to excessive anxiety and emotional upset. Go me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2007 I also resolve to lick the Liberty Bell. Anyonw who has watched How I Met Your Mother will know. It's all about premature eslapulation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2007 To keep my mates happy. If i could do that this year i'd be a happy guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2007 To realise my purpose. You mean finding a way to wank in public without people noticing wasn't your purpose :shock: Hope I'm not getting you confused with someone else! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2007 You mean finding a way to wank in public without people noticing wasn't your purpose :shock: That wasn't my purpose, that was my calling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2007 Wasn't going to do anything, but I've decided to lose 4 stone in the next 6 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2007 1. Buy a jaw harp (jawharp?) 2. Learn to play Jew harp 3. Buy Wii 4. Learn to play Jew harp while playing the Wii 5. Go to metal fest in Germany Another busy year for me -_- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites