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I'm so open, I have a MySpace profile, and I haven't even made myself out to be a 14 year old girl!
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72% of the systems scanned by the Game Advisor rank higher in performance than your system.
McSchnappen
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Processor Intel Celeron (0.13u) 2660MHz
Display Card Intel® 82865G
Memory 512MB
Operating System Microsoft Windows XP
Free Disk Space 123.85GB
Display Card Memory 64MB
Display Driver Version 6.14.10.4020
DirectX Version 9.0c
Optical Drive CD/DVD
Sound Card SoundMAX Digital Audio
FUCKIN' 'AVE IT!
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In no particular order, I got love for all my badboys. WILD BOYS!
1. Fred
Fred is pretty up himself and is too competitive on games. He does however know that I think the world of him regardless, so I can slag him off as much as I want. He's knowledgeable and articulate, and never seems to be in a bad mood. He has recently discovered a natural ability for "wheeling and dealing" which he uses to full effect. His blagging skills are second only to my own.
2. Pat
Pat is the best guitarist in the world, and the best beatboxer in the universe. Aside from his natural talents, Pat has exceptional taste when it comes to a lot of things, and always treats others courteously. He is also well-spoken and well-expressed. Pat does however hate not getting his own way.
3. Joe
My mate Joe can come across as reserved and timid, but the real Joe has a keen wit, a mastery of hospitality, and is a party animal of the highest calibre. His opinion of himself is far short of the mark, once he realises what a quality old boy he is then he can come out of his proverbial shell a bit more.
4. Lewis
Lewis has a tendency to be easily offended, however, this is most likely down to his emotional depth, from which he draws a great deal of creativity, thoughtfulness and a wicked sense of humour. He doesn't always express his opinions, but when he does they are both valid and thought-provoking.
5. Beage
Beage knows how to party, You always know when Beage is about that there's gonna be a riot. Unfortunately, that isn't nearly as often as it should be, as he can be withdrawn, but as long as he has someone to confide in he can go about being the awesome person he is without demons hanging over him.
6. Ben
Ben has cool down to an artform, he is at times hilarious, at others scathingly sarcastic. Ben is dependable, and is as always as well prepared as a finely marinaded set of chicken thighs, he is also a connoisseur of many things. Ben can be moody, but more often than not he can bring a smile to my face. Also, Ben is generous, almost to a fault.
7. Mike
Considered and focused, Mike knows what he likes and he's not afraid to like it. This guy's one bad motherfucker at Halo, in fact, he is, along with Fred, the best gamer I know. He can also emit a loud, high-pitched noise that sounds awesome on drunken walks back from the pub.
8. Charlie
Now in residence at Plymouth university, Charlie may be gone, but his impact on the group is not forgotten. He was often distant (pioneering the "disappearing act"), but when you got inside Charlie's head it was clear that he was an intelligent and emotional individual. The funkiest bitch about, and a god at slap and pop bass.
9. Aaron
Aaron is a new addition to the group, but he has quickly settled in, and has offered his own unique stylings to the mix. Will always buy me a pint when I'm short of change, which is saintly. Also introduced me to the massive "Hood Of The Living Dead".
10. Paul
I don't think Paul likes me that much at the moment, possibly because we have a habit of polarising, but I know issues can be resolved. Paul is the most adult of the group (but by no means the oldest) and seems to attract ladies like mosquitos to a rotund, sun burned tourist in the Seychelles.
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As long as you're not lumped with an "Intel Extreme" graphics chip then you'll be in a better poisition than I am -_-
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DISCLAIMER: I am not gay just because I know a gay person.
My intuition disagrees, sweet thang.
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I definitely had the most love for Lammie's caption in that round.
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I never closed the box :p
And although I can see you're a Quake lover, I still have to make a comment on the 'dumbarse' bit If you play one on one pro (or near it), believe me, there are quite a few things to think of (timing shields and such)
Yeah, but that's not fun! I like to leave my brain on the shelf when playing Quake, no wonder "id" chose such a name (psychology students... GO!)
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Quake is the dumbarse of the FPS world, but by christ do I love it. In fact, I've cracked Q3A open again in anticipation of the fourth.
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Well I did consider the name "Roses are red, violets are blue, Ronnie Barker's dead, no fork handles for you", but thought it a little tasteless.
I'm sure he would've appreciated it.
(Not that I have a comprehensive understanding of the man's inner workings, but he didn't seem to take himself too seriously, which is IMO always the sign of a good comic).
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YAYEZ!
CRIEZ!
¿¿longermessagenow??
What you wafflin' on about?
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General graphics card question for those who are in the know on such matters...
I recently got a new computer, which has an "Intel Extreme" graphics card inside. I can only presume it is called extreme because that's how pissed off people get with it when Doom 3 crashes at the same bit every time I, I mean they, play it because the card can't handle it. In my old PC I had a "Connect3D Radeon 9600 Pro 128 MB" which ran most games splendidly, what I'd like to know is, would it be worth putting my 9600 in my new PC or is there a good card around the £100-£150 mark which will last me at least until UT2007?
Ta alles.
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Looks amazing, I doubt it is though. I wonder what that thing in the bottom left is...
It's from this place http://www.xboxusersgroup.com/
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If it is a fake, then it's a bloody good one. I'd sooner say it was real, but I suppose we'll probably find out soon anyway.
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Happy Birthday Daniel-San, you know it's love, I'm looking for the box you sent the modem in so I can find your address and send you a present, possibly a twix or a muesli bar.
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What SHOULD you be doing right now?
Getting a bloody job (according to my mum)
What do you want to do as a job eventually?
I'd like to write for any one of the entertainment mediums
where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Wiser, balder, less hung-over
Favourite Bob Marley song?
Not into reggae
Favourite Movie?
Apocalypse Now
Favourite Food?
Anything done on a BBQ
Favourite game?
DKC
Person you'd like to kill?
No one really
What where you doing before you checked this thread?
having a slash
Your Ideal Weekend
Hey hey hey hey party tonight!!!
Whats your house number/name ?
99
Favourite album:
Steve Vai - Passion and Warfare
Best classic cartoon show?
The Racoons
What's your shoe size?
7 1/2
What's your first name?
Duncan
Who is better out of Chesney Hawkes, Pat Sharp and David Hasselhoff?
Some people stand in the darkness!
What's your favourite program on TV at the moment?
OC repeats keep me in front of the box
Readers, what's your word of the day?
Haven't had enough of a day to decide that
What time did you go to bed last night?
2ish
What are your plans for the day/What did you do today
Load myself up on caffiene, go on der pissen later
What's your favourite cheese?
Cambonzola
Favourite comedy program?
Shooting Stars
New Question...
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
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What was the last thing you did that you're proud of?
Outsmarted one of my tutors to the point where the other members of my group started a mutiny.
When was the last time you were embarassed?
I'm shameless.
Do you have an ambition in life?
To open a fish restaurant and be able to provide the people I care about with whatever they need.
What are you listening to right now?
My sister moaning over my shoulder.
What was the last DVD you bought?
Monty Python's Life of Brian.
What do you want people to remember you for?
DOn't know, but when they do, I want them to shudder, and anyone who mentioned me will get scornful looks.
What's your favourite sport?
Running!
New Question...
What's your poison?
Edit: woops, didn't read the first post, bare with me.
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That's what I'm talking about, word up Wild.
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I always thought hating the French was a genetic trait found in people of Anglo-Germanic origin?
... I signed the petition anyway, I have always had dogs and will continue to for as long as it's practical.
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My breakfast on college days consists of 2 cups of coffee and a fag, and my lunch is usually of the liquid variety. Actually, I don't think that has any relevance to this thread, oh well.
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A psychoanalyst could have a field day with you :P
He did, until I bit him and started throwing my own shit around.
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An empty mug, a pink crayola pen, an apple stalk.
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not really equal when im probs half the size of him!
Are you a sizeist pig?
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Should you be open on the internet?
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Check my profile out mate (it's the "ME" bit in my sig), I keep it real.