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The Bard

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  1. I see your point to some extent, but the rusty car analogy is pretty crap (no offense). I agree with the loading times, but only retrospectively, when I boot up my snes, every menu comes up instantaneously, no loads so in that sense it's all good. The load times in FF7 weren't very noticable tbh. Maybe I'm just wierd in this respect, but I actually prefer SNES sprite based graphics compared to the polygon based cube/ps2/xbox kind, I donno, it seems to me to capture more what I like to call "the spirit of videogames." If anyone says "videogames" to me, I immediately think, Contra, Metal Slug, Street Fighter and Chrono Trigger, not Grand Theft Auto or Halo 2. Videogames these days are just based on graphical detail, and thats partly why the old school games were so amazing, they were graphically limited, so they had to go all out and make sure the games were damn fun, which resulted on the two greatest consoles ever to grace the planet, the Snes and the Megadrive.

     

    I think as old as FF7's graphics may look, the fact of the matter is that they capture the atmosphere perfectly, I mean, the first and last time I set foot inside Cosmo Canyon, and the music played, I just stood there admiring the view and taking it all in, and that's the kind of thing you don't find in games anymore.

     

    Still, whatever...

  2. I'd never knock up a ginger. That's disgusting. Not only the act, but the prospect of creating another ginger is just a wrong to the entire world.

     

    I'd knock down a ginger though. With pleasure.

     

    It's funny how when someone is racist to black/asian people they get run down immediately but genetic discrimination such as this gets passed by. It's pretty sickening if you ask me.

  3. Aye, I agree with Viewtiful J and Ninja Gaiden, those were some brutally annoying games, although very fun most of the time. I don't get why people find F-Zero GX hard though, I always thought it was a very balanced game.

     

    Edit: Metroid Prime: Hunters. Holy shit, I've never come across a shooter that makes me this furious. Can anyone actually beat the level 3 bots? Another thing that annoyed me was that there were no satisfying weapons. Wheres the machine gun? the shotgun??! Surely you cannot have an FPS without a shotgun??!!

  4. Terrorise the neighbourhood

     

    Har har. It's called Knock a door run where I'm from, although it's obviously variable. Me and my mates had a version where if no one came to open the door, we came back and sprayed a pentagram on their window with spider foam from the spiderman web shooter. Fun times.

  5. Self explanitory.

     

    For Me the game that angers me incomparibly is Street Fighter 2 turbo. When I'm doing badly It makes me want to kill, when im doing well, it's my fave game.

     

    Others would be GTA for it's mind numbing boringness.

     

    Oh and super mario bros 2. I don't know what it is about that game, but I hate it, and boy do I hate it good.

     

    Do share.

  6. What's with all this ginger people hate? Some of the worlds sexiest people are ginger, eg. Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Kidman, Crono and my gf :heh:.

     

    I can't imagine why there's all this hate, and I'm not biased myself, being black haired and all.

     

    Also, chav's are pussies, they are charistically physically and mentally weak, which is why they always travel in packs. When a load of them come up to you and give you shit, just corner one and give him a nice jab in the kidneys, and I swear, they'll all back off, especially if you have long black hair, are 6ft and charistically angry looking :laughing:. The common mistake people make is giving away that they're frightened or intimidated in any way, you should just have the confidence to look em in the face as if to say, come get some if you think you're hard enough.

  7. The Bard:

    Terminator Picture = Machine Head?

     

    Haha, very good Mr Mokong. I was expecting that one to be troublesome. See if you can guess the last one.

     

    Hint: One of the land features has a name, the band is named after this land feature. Are a technical death metal band.

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