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Sorry, I got confused since you bicker like a married couple.

Ashley and Ellmeister should just have sex already.

So it's like immaculate conception.

Or maybe I'm happily married with a bunch of rugrats running around the house? Ever think of that?

He can tell people it's his sassy black friend!

I think sex should only be between married couples and only for the purpose of procreation.

At least now you have a picture to show people if you're ever accused of being racist!

Hamish posted this drawing on his blog. (I don't think he ever posted it in this thread?)

The smell of burning vagina, on the other hand...

Using the Homebrew Channel is all well and good until your Wii breaks and Nintendo takes away your saves to punish you. Nintendo giveth with one hand and taketh away with the other. Actually, a lot of the time they just forget to giveth entirely.

But condoms are so uncomfortable! You have no idea how much we suffer.

Also, bonus picture:

Dyson's turning into his avatar. Nerdy, really popular with girls for some reason, dating a girl that's totally into him while being interested in another girl... Hey, it all worked out for Scott Pilgrim in the end.

What I find the most amazing about this whole thing isn't that a couple of people have accused you of being a pedophile, but that you actually need to do damage control. No disrespect intended, but what kind of friends do you have on Facebook if their opinion of you is that easily swayed? Just laugh it off instead of making a big deal out of it. When people say mean things about me that aren't true, I tell my Facebook friends about it and we all have a good laugh about it.

Eh, I already bought everything I wanted from last night's spammer. Sorry, Jago.

Moogle is very flexible, apparently.

Did you just out yourself as a cylon?

After all this talk about skinning people, all I can think is how you'd probably like to eat his eyes.

Wait, he's not? Man, I misunderstood this whole conversation.

You mean you'd skin him and wear his skin as a suit? That's taking things a bit far, I think.

Forget cats - would you skin Danny for him?

You know a lot about dildos.

So it's a dildo?

I thought Mean Girls was supposed to be surprisingly good? Hearing that Tina Fey wrote it just makes me want to watch it even more. Oh, right - Doctor Who. Never watched it.

Congratulations on rotting ever older.