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Never play Telltale games more than once, Bob. You'll ruin the illusion of choice.

As someone who's the same way, I think that he sounds lovely and that you should cut him some slack. Maybe a lot of slack!

With a nickname like that, it's a good thing you don't know any other Joshes in real life. It'd be especially annoying if the other Joshes had a similar lack of imagination.

Boy Ashley and Man Ashley, then. Oh! I also like Ashley and Ashlo. No one's going to call you João, Ashley...

I suggest Boy Ashley and Girl Ashley. Unless the other Ashley is male, too. Then I guess you'll have to fight for dominance. I had the same name as my old manager. Fortunately, everyone called him by his last name, so that worked out for me.

With an attitude like that, it's surprising you can't get a date. :p

What contemporary adventure games are better than Day of the Tentacle and Grim Fandango?

Here are all the games I played in 2016.

There's a chance a Vita version might still happen:

I was being facetious...

I for one like having fewer subforums to never check ever, but disapprove of starting new threads when anything anyone could want to post can be bent to fit into threads that already exist. Online Gaming?

But the Hot People thread is right here...

I have no idea what you're all doing, but I know Goafer isn't doing it right.

The same thing happened to me yesterday afternoon, but I was supposed to be working, so I didn't want to say anything. Everything was back to normal when I got home and everything's working now, though.

And a dedicated 'interact' key that works regardless of which mood you're in! Man, the first game was clunky. My brother and I still joke about how tone deaf Twinsen is when he sings the ferryman song. :p

Is this one of those Magic Eye pictures? If I squint, the watermarks almost look like martial arts.

And here Serebii worried about getting stabbed in the eye all these years.

Oceanhorn is literally just Zelda, but worse in every way. There's not a single thing in the game where you can say, well, it's Zelda, but at least it does this one thing in a way that makes it worth playing. No, it's just The Wind Waker, but with worse combat, graphics, puzzles and story. The only way I could see it being worth playing is if you've never played a Zelda game and don't know any better.

I think puppies are more traditional?

Didn't you use to complain about how girls only ever responded to you once, though? Or did you use to bombard them with questions back then?

Ten girls really isn't that many. Online dating is a numbers game. You should be messaging new girls all the time. I wouldn't worry too much about them not responding to your second message. That's apparently one of the hardest things to do while online dating for some reason. I like to think that they get so excited about finally having found the perfect guy that their hearts stop and they die painfully while trying to figure out the perfect synonym for 'amazing' to put in their second message.

Russians, apparently.

I've had The Americans lined up ready to watch ever since @Dog\-amoto recommended it ages ago, but I'm so hopelessly behind on TV shows these days that I'll never get around to it at this pace.

Awesome, I was wishing for this just yesterday.

Did you play Contrast? That game also failed to live up to its concept, I thought. Playing it made me very wary of We Happy Few.