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KingJoe

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  1. Fire at school

    That's a bit nobbish.
  2. martial arts?

    Will do, officer! (i had to add 'officer' because I didn't reach the character limit.
  3. martial arts?

    I've just started Taw Kwon Do and I'm shit at it.
  4. Arctic Monkeys win Mercury prize

    Berks. All of them.
  5. Mountain Dew

    Mountain dew was fucking awesome. And it made your entire muth fluorescent. Mezzo Mix is also the shit.
  6. Sony to reveal the Wii Launch Date

    Big up the argos massive.
  7. Universitay!

    Man, I wish I was back at uni. Get there and stay there as long as you can. I did a year in London (imperial), 2 in manchester (the proper uni) and one in Nottingham uni. And I would dearly love to go back, but not many places let you do a masters when you get a 3rd! Might think about anouther undergrad, that'd be sweet.
  8. Return of Thundercats!

    I am literally going to blow up WB before this happens.
  9. Official Neighbours Topic

    It amused ME. What a fucking awesome episode that was. Although didgital apy has made me see what happens next week. i shouldn't oughta have done that, jimmy.
  10. What makes you think that children have better coping mechanisms than adults? I really don't see how an eleven-year-old is less likely to be tipped over the edge than an adult.
  11. Official Neighbours Topic

    "tight pink polo shirts" made me spill my tea. Fact. Sky is getting really fucking annoying.
  12. Raping children and killing animals

    I disagree with censorship of all kinds*, and that 'entertainment' has to be enjoyable. Maybe in the context of the film, a brutal act is needed to disorient the audience, or for many other reasons of pure story-telling. So I'm thinking the scene is defensible, and perhaps we should all wait and see before demaning that cinema fits in with our ideas of taste and decency. edit: except the censorship of spelling mistakes, obviously. And I suppose age restrictions are a fairly good idea.
  13. Best album for ......

    Scatman John- I'm the Scatman
  14. How to beat no sleep

    Allbran is better.
  15. How to beat no sleep

    LSD isn't going to help you do your coursework. Get some fucking sleep. I've been down 'no sleep' road in Uni and it's fucking terrible. I've had full blown hallucinations and general short-torm insanity. If you have that much coursework that you can't cope, speak to your form tutor or some of your subject teachers. The reason teachers ask for coursework now is so that they can mark it over the summer (being a teacher, I know) and they won't want you acting like a fool and depriving yourself of sleep to get it done, especially as it will be substandard. Plan your time, and talk to someone.
  16. Official Neighbours Topic

    I had a dream that harold and lou died. I dearly hope 'tis not a prophecy of things to come (as opposed to a prophecy of things that went).
  17. Official Neighbours Topic

    From the quick snatch of the show I managed to catch today, it seems that Bree is an actual Timmins? Or did I misread the 30 seconds or so that I saw.
  18. Regrets (not a very happy thread)

    Don't let regrets cloud your present. Make mistakes, learn from them, but always focus on the present- you can't cange the past but constanly living in the past will drain you. The best thing to do is embrace the feeling of guilt as a necessary part of moving on and consider yourself extremely lucky to have met this woman. The good times are worth putting up with the bad times for. People have to die, there's nothing you can do about it, you have to accept it. To add to the cheesy quote quotient, "regrets, I've had a few, but then again too few to mention"
  19. Like kids? Me too.

    Brass eye as a whole is the funniest TV show ever.
  20. Official Neighbours Topic

    Yeppers! What a mad storyline! Cameron, RobRob the psycho, excellent.
  21. The Official Big Brother 2006 Thread

    I watched about half an hour today and I just wanted to go in there and unleash pain. I genuinely sickened me the way that these adults were behaving like idiotic, spoiled children. I really wanted to hold a mirror up to them. Yes, Shebaz was behaving like a tosser but that's absolutely no reason for the rest of them to behave like pack of hyenas. Fucking discusting. I can't believe that, despite the fact that the guy obviously had some shit going on that he felt he had to hide by being all theatrical, that they decided the best thing to do was use him as an emotional punchbag. "I won't let you bully the weak" cries the despicable, bullying voice of Leah. Fucking bunch of self-obsessed, childish wankers with no sense of nobility among them. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! (but yeah, I've only seen about half an hour of it!)
  22. What will you buy at launch?

    I think I'll limit myself to 2 games so as not to overload. Probably Zelda and Wario. Zelda is a must unless it's on GC earlier. Red Steel to follow soon after if it's any good. Gotta love sword fighting.
  23. Microsofts Moore recomends the Wii

    That's brilliant ! "PS3 available 14th of November for £425!(price and release date subject to change)"
  24. The Official E3 Thank You Thread.

    Yeah, cheers- it wouldn't have been the same without you!
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