LazyBoy

Coming home edit: go fuck your self

Need to keep it on the floor, our best moments have been when we’ve trusted our passing. Denmark were best when they were forcing us to go long, knowing they could win the physical battle. This is made for Foden.

I’ll be making my way through a 12 crate over the next couple hours, so apologies for anything I post later.

Nah not bothered. Don't really play in handheld.

Alright, Italy it is. Southgate - you’re up.

A shame that it ends like this. But since we’re here, I want some tears. If I was to guess - they’ll be Spanish tears

Give me cramp. Lots of cramp!

Oooooh yes! No preference, but I wanted this game to go on longer. What quality! Superb spectacle. Don’t take me home!

Great start, midfield is a proper battle.

Anyone here think Spain will win this?

Having not played on King Canyon before, I’ve got to remark on how good of a map it is. Not only the best in the game but certainly the best of the BRs. Varied in both theme and space, full of verticality, nuance and options. Love it

If I'm replaying it now I always just do the blightown skip - too much of a headache that area.

I’ve tried to be calm up to now, but it’s getting tough. I’ve watched the game, the post match highlights, the news report at 10, and now the ITV highlights. Quite frankly, I’m in uncharted territory. I’ve only ever related watching England to disappointment, deflation and depression. Sure you had the 5-1 Germany, but that was it. Otherwise it has only ever been pain. The turning point was Colombia in 2018. I remember being in a bar in Amsterdam, surrounded by strange countrymen, and hearing murmurs of agreement as I decried that I couldn’t endure another penalty exit. That victory was a first for me, a whisper that things could be different. And tonight was another. As the 70th minute approached, and we were comfortably winning - comfort! - I couldn’t quite comprehend it. It wasn’t just the score line - it was the composure, the cohesion, the camaraderie. Fuck me we looked like a functioning team. It feels too good to be true. Denmark will be tough, really tough, but Southgate - and god bless him, he is the right man, if not the best - has got them in in the right head space. But they’ve already done more in my eyes than any England team ever has. Love them.

A good performance ruined by typical English arrogance.

Oh piss off that third was fucking beautiful. Have you have seen it headed through the goalies legs before?

Need a second, but I’m confident.

Totally, all set for an upset against Ukraine.

Italy good. Urgh, I fear playing them.

Gutted for the Swiss, absolutely gutted for them. They should be exceptionally proud of their showing. Spain on the other hand - well fuck I’d rather play them than the Ukrainians. I can’t remember a Spain team with so little quality. They are - with the exception of that magic 18 year old - total fucking shit.

Sorry lads, late change of plans, not going to make it tonight

I’d be gobsmacked if that was the case - one of my favourite things about the mandalorian was it’s production design.

Millennium silver please. Started off in the purple, but the Y2K vibes drew me in.

I am enjoying it, but can't help but feel the whole thing is held back by a TV budget. The production values, especially in episode 3, totally took me out of the whole thing. Also I don't know who the blonde lass is but she is not good.

I hope not, that should be the punishment for playing Sephiroth. Can't wait to try him out tonight against you guys (its 20:00 right?) He's really tough to approach with, but if you get into a rhythm you absolutely destroy. Worst of all is if you have a stage with any kind of corner you can just 0-death anyone. Can't wait until I see someone get good with him, going to be majestic.

Tell me what you think - Im tempted to get one so I can map crouch/jump and thus keep my thumb on the right analog at all times. I'll be on tonight after smash by the way.