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  1. Super Smash Bros. 3DS / Wii U

    @Bushy's comment. Need to add the extra 'lol'. That was a good one. Bet the beetch wont be saying that when he gets his butt kicked by a player controlling the beetch
  2. Super Smash Bros. 3DS / Wii U

    Come on FK dude; a powerfully skilled, sassy, swordsman whom is a humble yet passionate, witty servant - and literally a right hand man of the dark warlord - over some power-hungry fool who was manipulated as a pawn. I would love badass ZANT and jokey ZANT in though!! And definitely Ghirahim! Both these characters could have some sickass movesets, like Ghirahim turns parts of his body into his powered-up form during some combos. Perhaps can transform into his sword and use himself as a projectile (some spinning sword flying toward enemy and then he turns back into himself after attack [mild teleportation? ]). Perhaps their powered-up state could see changes in personality and attack moves. FINAL SMASH could be some dark demonic arse magic spells with slice n dice sword finishers. Yep so throw in that Xenoblade fellow and shitloads of fire emblem dudes, then we'd have an ultimate JUMP type brawlin' manga XDDDDDD Link's FINAL SMASH needs to be a magic seal like how he seal The Imprisoned. If it were upto me, if that FINAL SMASH was executed it would be instant game overr for whomever got sealed, regardless if they just respawned from the heaven with max hp. Hope gameplay is next-gen nuts but still brawl!
  3. Mario Kart 8

    If u can do 4 player online via wifi (at least like ssbb where even if only in private games online each console can have more than 2 guests to join the party) then prepare for Team Liquid to totally flood the upper peak of the laegue table. Dont worry i would get em to sign up to this webby and stuff. Should i enter the league as Jo King or is Beverage more anciently legendary?.. Decisions!.. Dunno which cross-drain to flow down at this T-valve. Beverage or Jo King?
  4. Mario Kart 8

    Yeah I saw this properly now, games looks 101% wonderful. Not if I am trying to redeem myself. Track designs are defo more inviting. Game looks great man. wanna kniw what online is like. Can ya choose balloon modes and coin modes or will you be forced to alternate between to two? 5 players locally? 4 players locally online together? Either way game looks excellent though and now i want it.
  5. Mario Kart 8

    There we are. Fixed that for you. But my replybto your comment is: No. F Zero is not supposed to look like Mario Kart in 2008. It is supposed to look like some dope ps4one graphics like those car games with the car work but with much more flavour, speed and aggression and creativity and humor with 64 playerd online like Battlefield4 with skilled courses where if you die you are eliminated with vehicle customisation so if you damage your car or fully wreck it then you need to repair it... This will motivate you to drive skilled and not ne overly careless with vehihle barge/vehicle spinning bird kicks. Loads of modes, sick story Mii integration with gamepad cam and your mii adjusts to f zero's visuals. Plus sooooo much more. So no, F Zero is not supposed to look like that.
  6. How later??? Come dude, be specific maaaaate! What time?
  7. Ooh. And my hype and expectations were 100% honestly at -0. A bro could hope, wish and dream though.
  8. Nintendo could have mentioned Mario Kart 8 alone, if they had done and showed how next-gen it was then I would buy a Wiiu for that one game. Sadly, it looks like you'd get bored of it like you did with Mario Kart Wii - especially has it just looks like Wii & 7 smashed into one with ideas from F Zero. Creative? Lop Did I see Double Dash special powers? SSB WU had a magical art style but lacked oomph. Maybe I will just keep an eye on Kart and Smash. They maaaaaay make me probably pick up a Wiiu after a significant price drop to get all the main games out the way to prepare myself for Wiiu2. By then I may have quit gaming. When is Reggie and Miyamoto interview with Geoff? The gift of their gab might woo mii.
  9. NINTENDO @ E3: Towards Hype and Hyperboles

    Alright I am sorry. I.am as fickle as the weather and dont really know what i am on about. I have been out of gaming for fucking donkeys.and.i am on despo for my fix. I dunno, i should not have slagged of my dude dk when i havent even played tye shit. The same with all those shits that i listed that you said has been churned out (thats why my arguments are plain weirdo ). But fuck, i just dont feel like any of those games do it for me. Not because i am growing out of games. No, it is definitely not that. I just feel like the industry is more focused on the business side of things... Well... That's obvious... But like not making money from genuine art. Do i make sense? I just feel abandoned by nintendo dude
  10. NINTENDO @ E3: Towards Hype and Hyperboles

    Edit - with myself though, once i go nintendo - i wiimain as their hoe. Controllers are very important to me and nintendo has me captivated with the motion motes and even the screen on the gamepad. Just needs a little refining on mainly the motes and possibly collaborate the two if possible. When i see games on ps4 and one i am forever thinking how such good games will be let down due to such pathetic controls. So i cant play any games. Now you hopefully understand the genesis of the venom that i have to spit at nintendo. :F
  11. NINTENDO @ E3: Towards Hype and Hyperboles

    Sorry you lost me there. Nintendo's level design and creativity are unrivalled yet you wish they'd compete with the godly two?.... Which is it bruv? Do you think Nintendo have potential to be unrivalled? That. That, I'd agree with. But really, I'm not so sure now. They've probably lost their art. Dont tickle me. Nintendo has games that use the the same ideas. Puzzles from one game would be adopted in another. Lack of originality. You say how many open world or gritty realistic visuals or gun games is on the godly two, but equally, how many blocky side scrolling clones are there on the puny one? How many new super mario bros are there that, to me, lacks evolution and true creativity within the side scrolling genre? Oh, kirby's epic yarn and now yoshi's epic yarn. Donkey kong country returns and new super luigi u. It is all sincere bollocks. And the most.important thing: gameplay, to me, looks unispired and shite and lacks evolution/imagination/creativity from a tech perspective and gameplay perspective.... Effit, from an overall gaming art perspective in general. Wii u will probably announce a new zelda, a new mario etc etc but it'll be lame wackness like skyward sword or galaxy that seemed like a brainstorm of desperate ideas squashed into some disc. Level designs were bollocks bro. The way you progress througj the game was not memorable. Nothing stands out to me like in older mario titles. I just remember generic ideas from a variety of nintendo games like luigis mansion, zelda, and old mario titles. Nintendo hasn't a solid controller that proves SUCCESSFUL innovation. Graphics and visuals are yet again miles off though not to extreme extents... I think. And the online infrastructure doesnt seem to be upto scratch. So it'll miss out on many of these awesome third party treasures . Fuck exclusives, what is available on PS4 is Watch Dogs, Destiny, Knack, both the Final Fanatsies, Fifa 14, Kill Zone Shadow Falls, Mad Max, Battle Field 4, Assasins Creed Black Flag, Witcher 3 Wild Hunt, Deep Down, Kingdom Hearts 3, Odd World: Abe's Oddesy - New 'n' Tasty, Need For Speed Rivals, Mirrors Edge, The Division and a couplw more that caught my eye. A variety of games there, high quality, imagimation in story and concepts and gameplay. Level designs and engaging, convincing, compelling and a lot of things artistic. Each game looked genuinely different. Fair enough they dont specialise in party games and nintendo dont specialise in those type of games. It would be cool if nintendo put efforr into their many games to make.them super unique and super awesome and demonstrates the different colours of nintendo, in addition to having OPTIONS of some of.them cool third party games. Fuck, the godly two has clan friendly features and other features to make multiplayer more FUN. Not being a joy killee or a pessimist, i want nintendo to unleash what they are capable of - Godly levels of art. Wont see it if forever passive in fanboyism and buy every shite with popular titles slapped on the tin somewhere. Constructive critiscm is tough love. But.... I hope Reggie-man checks some boxes that'd sex my crotches.
  12. NINTENDO @ E3: Towards Hype and Hyperboles

    *cancels Wii U (Wii On Steroids?) pre-order with a badass/traitor attitude and adds XBOXONE to watchlist. Also drinks coffee to pull an all-nighter to watch Sony's conference to see if it's neccesary to add another item to watchlist*
  13. You're a male with a whale-sized tail whom adores 'g' words (gay?).

    I imagined that you would've been a bit more creative with your Nintendo I.D man. Nintendindosaur? That kind o' doesn't go dude.

    Change it to Nintendosaurus (Nintendo Saw Us).

     

    My gamertag is WiiorUse. Do you get it? Just giving you ideas to like pinpoint that unique N.id.

     

    Catch ya later ok bud.

  14. NINTENDO @ E3: Towards Hype and Hyperboles

    Yeah in all wiispects mate, those are the kind of features that'd be the norm on consoles, like, pfffff, .... half a decade ago (Mario Kart Wii). Mind you, those ready-made phrases had charm lol. Perhaps they could remain alongside proper communication methods.... Just in the case of sendind quick messages during countdown to the commencement of the Gand Prix.
  15. NINTENDO @ E3: Towards Hype and Hyperboles

    For a second I thought you were gonna say "Then outta the blue he's fisted up the anus by a Faocaaawn Poooornch." 3DS can be used as a controller, so you can possibly have upto a 6 player brawl just to keep it even. But yeah brawl isnt about even, you just bloody bral, so 5 player brawls any day of the week. Online tournaments, at least 8 combatants, averaging 16-24, the big mother fuckers would be 96-120. Option to have single, uninterrupted brawls with options to have stock, time, weapons, you kniw the drill... Same with free for all, teams and add in a tag mode with voice chat lol nothing like someone who's getting tuned-up hearing a bored tag partner radioing-in "Hey dude gimmy a piece o' this jerk!" Ranked matches and basic online brawls should be perfection. Again, keep it all seperate - rankef and basic brawls for each mode (team, tag, single, ffa etc). All lagless in full bluray. Oh and no handicap features like unbalanced/cheap characters, tripping, uber ridiculous stages etc etc. And allow stage designs to be chooseable online damn it. Any shite stage designs can be voted to not to be chosen again after match or sumink. Video clip and snapshot uploads to Miiverse. Perhaps only small clips - start the begin and end timer from the match, perhaps you could take a few clips from one match and compile to form a kind of highlight. This'd be cool for loads of games like foozball or what have you. Insert love and art into the games that're on a powerful NINTENDO console which has great potential from a technology/concept point of view. Please note, I am not for a single second suggesting that my fantasies above are what makes perfect games. Those are just expectations within those criteria. Then my diahorrea will fall. I am constipated at the minute.
  16. Super Smash Bros. 3DS / Wii U

    Ah safe ones @Serebii *fist bumps you*
  17. Super Smash Bros. 3DS / Wii U

    Not yet. Not officially. Let's just hope that NINTENDO shows me why I want to but a Wiiu. Then Blackman will wiiturn. Thanks bud. But I meant the whole of the E3 show in general sorta thing. I swear I saw Monday 10th somewhere about the place? Nintendo's E3 Direct is on Tuesday at 3pm, yes? What about the lil thing with Reggie-man and Miyamoto-san before the E3 show in their booth - is that confirmed to be streamable yet? If so, the time and date please?
  18. Super Smash Bros. 3DS / Wii U

    Michael Forde. You see him enter the smash universe from his conduit, then he pauses after he steps out and looks at all of the smash bros with his manly stubble and his tinted shades and angry eyebrows, then he turns round like the utmost badass and slowly steps back into the conduit saying "You'll neverrrr see meeee cominggggg..." A year after the SSB release, I wanna see an Conduit Wii U with grafix as splendid as Killzone: Shadow Falls on the Sony Playstation Four Please somebody tell me the United Kingdom date and time of E3 in general. Is it mondee at half5 in the afternoon?
  19. Mario & Sonic at the Sochi Winter Olympics

    Current technolgy of certain devices isn't, it seems. Ans neither are you. If I saw that post of yours pop up on my Wiiu, I would have invited you to a friendly match. Made the march unfriendly half way through. And uploaded your death to Miiverse.
  20. Mario & Sonic at the Sochi Winter Olympics

    That E3 time has come again, so of course I had to tour these N-E bits to get possessed by the hype. :DThis is the chance for*NINTENDO*to sell the*Wiiu*to me and show me that they mean serie-us business.Mario*&*Sonic*at*the*Sochi*Winter Olympics*looks, visually, to me, no different than those Wii outings, regardless of if I was watching the footage from an not-the-greatest video player.The first iteration of this game was my favourite. The other 'winter' (:P) olympic game was so poop that I forgot that a 3rd one came out. Or was the 3rd one the winter one? If so, then the 2nd wasn't at all eye-catching enough.So that's critiscm towards the visual graphics. Sorry, but not next generation enough. Nope, not expecting some real-life graphics. Just SUPER, DUPER, TRUPER enhanced visuals of this style. Think of the Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm and was it called 'The Last Guardian' (?) kind of 'cartoon/anime' visuals that looked so awesome. Or rather, at the begining of Mario Kart Wii intro, or even better - the intro to the 1st Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games. *Wiiu should be able to provide gameplay visuals which resemble that, obviously more cartoony and Nintendoey.Stadiums should be looking so grand and overwhelming. Envirornments should be breath-taking and dreamy.Control-wise, I'll offer advice to yet again - the first iteration within this series. Basically, the waggle should be replaced with refined and accurate control inputs to make for genuine, skilled-based competition.Mix your track and field events, with your gymnastics and all those games in the first game, with some of your winter based games like skiing etc etc with optional control methods of the balance board..... Which swims me to my next point of concern - online.Skiing online with balance boards, skeeting with Wiimotes etc etc would be a sincere competition of sheer skill.National and international, similar to Mario Kart Wii. Four players per Wii could go worldwide to rape globally and spread their sperm to become fathers of this universe.Say you needed a team of four, it could be two players from one Wii teamed with two other randoms from another two individual Wii's. All this 'alone, together' would be defeated, no?*Voicechat for player communication for play tactics should be pissing mandatory!Make incredible use of Miiverse.Instead, all I'm seeing is a copy and pasted Wii game, just like New Super Luigi Crossed U.Every idiot buys it so Nintendo knows they can make millions just by selling a shit game with Mario in it. And that said game, but this time with Mario's bro.Pikmin 3 looks veeeery interesting, believe me it does. But the potential and value of Wiiu, I'm sorry Pikmin 3 doesn't live up to standards. Visuals should be looking u-mazing (within Pikmins' own art style, of course).Dont even get me started on a Mario Party for Wiiu.Now all I'm seeing to the build-up of E3 is more shit that people seem to be hyping. Im all for different kind of games and experiences, but please at an high art/human effort level (or, Nintendo/God effort level).Nintendo Land should've been a million times more, .... radical.Nintendo are assembling Sega to avenge this game industry. Assemble HVS to the alliance and make a sick ass Conduit 3. Continued story but comes across as the series reborn since it would be the 1st super high-quality one. XDFucking Sonic? I love that bastard to death but, I dunno, his games has lost that incredibleness since the megadrive days. 3D can probably work with Sonic, just need sensible human effort I suppose.Fuck Watch Dogs. Was interested at first but I dunno, looking like a thug from Grand Theft Auto who completed an decade long hacking course and decided to start up his own business. Cool concept but the way you hack is simplistic and poop. Guess i'll keep me eye on it.In Ghost Recon: Online (during E3), I saw impressive ways in which you interacted with the Wii u Gamepad's screen to give gameplay more depth with broad potential.I thought that that was a promising begining.I dunno, Im not sure if the likes of Mario Kart U, Super Smash Bros U, Super Mario U (the Galaxy team? Great. Just bloody great...) The Legend of Zelda U will be 'it + more'.I *just still see a money-accumulating strategy from Nintendo. Simply decieve with cheap dazzle to sell their games. Fair enough, it's bread that is important, but fuck!Will we even get an F Zero U? With how things are looking, Im not even looking forward to how poor it'd probably be.But as a Nintendo fan who has not got a Wiiu, E3 better deliver. Even if I got to see my boy Reggie on stage. Iwata taking the utmost piss on stage. And Miyamoto goofing around and whistling his maid, Bill, *up on stage to fool around with him in public.Will there little thing in their booth be live streamed?When's the next Direct? Come on dudes, get to bloody work and bring details!Do you know that game by Bungie - Destiny? - will that be eventually coming to Wiiu? Is that a multiplatform game (MS, Sony etc?)Can you save clips of you owning in any game and upload it to your Miiverse wall for friends and pedestrians of the plaza to see how damn awesome you are?*If there is an awesome clip of an player on Miiverse, can you contact him, arrange a match, fuckeemup and upload to Miiverse to make the entire community wara wara who the new fucking boss is? Perhaps even photos of the scoreboards from the matches for even more heart-feasting. That could be the most coolest way to find worthy rivals and give gameplay more meaning.What can Wiiu do?Tennis games could be so good if motion got refined. Sword duels in Zelda (never gonna happen). It'd be so cool if you could do certain motions on your own command to summon a variety of things perhaps with your magic bar. The same with sealing techniques with certain sword motions at different levels which takes more magic to seal tougher enemies. You eventually shave their ass but they wont perish, "oh! Let me try sealing it when i shave its butt to a babys bottom?!...!" - it works!*Strategy!The screen should make for some genius puzzles (gamepad screen and tv).But I predict some same lame game.Please note, I usually post in hope that Nintendo reads this shit and makes to please. So please nobody take offense to this rant. In the contrary, tis constructive titticism. :laughing:Was looking to finally become a king beside the other european king. Jo King & The Fused King. One of my rivals.*To be honest, I was looking forward to hunt all you bitches down and crushing you all. Proving that you boobs only beat me on Wii since the laggy online and Shizer Mcneizer controls.Please Nintendo, deliver at E3 so I can crush N-E like how I planned years ago. Fuck.
  21. Restored faith in nintendo?

    I haven't been around for a while but I poked my head in the homepage section a while back and the Wiiu's September the 13th thingii coincidentally caught my eyes' attention. So I thought I'd check up on all that was dropped, as well as the reactions from fellow N-E members. ... I saw the conversation of the following quote and felt an urge to add a comment on a whim. As with Monster Hunter Ultimate (and perhaps the new Super Smash Bros titles for Wiiu & 3DS), could it not maybe be a potential possibility to perhaps transfer game saves from theeee, errrr, Wiiu, TO theeeee, errrrrr, 3DS, and go out 'n' about to trade 'n' slade then return to your crib and transfer your game progress right back to the Wiiu? Could also have Wiiu online players and 3DS players battling and swapping online together, better.
  22. Super Smash Bros. 3DS / Wii U

    Guys, guys. I've thought long and hard on the character that I'd love to see in the next Super Smash Bro game for Wiiu (and 3DS) more than any other character that currently exists - or have previously existed.
  23. Miyamoto Speaks About Zelda Wii U

    For phuck sakes, how's this for visualisation?.. Excuse the wonky mousedoodles and mousewriting which I sped through on an bouncy bed while I was laying down with no mouse-mat of any kind. But to depart away from defending my art skills, I'd like to present to N-E, Nintendo and the world: The Wiiumote and the Wiiuchuck. *Does a serious Reggie face with fingertips touching like Mr.Burns/Reggie* It has the power buttton, the ABXY face buttons, a stick on the Wiiumote, the home button followed by the 12+- buttons with the speakers at the bottom. The WiiuSkwiindow offers a Wiiumote grip just like the uPad. You see the player communication lights right underneath the WiiuSkwiindow. Behind the Wiiumote are, intelligently placed, C2 and Z2 triggers/analogue triggers/whatever the hell you smartasses desire (I'm aware of the difference and appreciate what gameplay possibilities 'analogue triggers' provide!). Of course rumble, headphone jacks etc etc etc are in place and M+ only! In the other hand is the Wiiuchuck. Motionplus? Of course It has the stick, directional pad and the C1 & Z1 triggers. No cord linking the Wiiumote and the Wiiuchuck. What the phuck, guys?! Best of all three worlds; tradtional game pads, motion remote and screen. Best way to play Zelda or any game for that fact. This is now my dream controller and Nintendo please do this for your next console: FamuWii.
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