Goafer

Thanks for the thanks dudeskillet. I'm going to just thank everyone for nominations/votes in the results thread when that appears. That way I can put more effort in rather than a half arsed thanks to loads of people.

Not saying that yours was half arsed. Although I do feel cheap and used now though. Kind of like that post rape buzz.

And good job on Comedy Rainbow. I could totally see that shit making it onto TV. Not on a classy channel like Channel 5, but on one of those ones no one has ever heard of, but has a cult following.

That is literally the greatest thing ever. And I've met Ghandi. Nice chap.

Your sig looks like someones jizzed all over it. And that's before I sprayed the screen with my own offerings.

That is all.

Alas, I do not have a MegaCD.

It's cool, I like to think of it as a taster for what will happen next time.

Show season is pretty much over now (completely over for Santa Pod), so there won't be any shows until next year. But it shall be an epic year of shows visited by the NE homeslices.

It was pretty good. Had to leave a bit earlier that I wanted since Brad had to get back for a family shindig. Saw some rad drifting and rocket based stuff though.

'Sup crackaskillet. I don't have to work Saturday morning so we can meet earlier at the show if you want? One of my friends has pulled out (family issues), which I think puts my geniune homosexual friend out as well. So I think it's just me, you, Happenstance and whoever you bring.

Although me and Happenstance coming relies solely on whether I can get insurance for the car I'm buying tomorrow.

As far as car shows go, this one is a bit of a middle ground. It's not a full on Chav fest with strippers etc (seriously, I've seen a stripper at a car show. It was seedy as fuck) and it's not exactly a family friendly kiddyfest either. It's basically bonfire night with cars. Cars that throw fire out the back.

Should be fun! Although seeing all those cars and fire in the same place might give me a horrible, gulf war syndrome style flashback.

Shows normally start at 11 ish, but I'm going to be working until about 1ish. I reckon meeting there at 3 would be a good idea. That should give me time to meet with some friends, drive to Happenstances and pick him up and get there.

Most of the entertainment is late afternoon/evening anyway.

Hell, I'm straight and I want to fuck you. He's not going to stand a chance at resisting your charms.

2 things I forgot to mention about the car show:

1: Feel free to bring whoever you want (obviously).

2: One of my friends is a geniune homosexual. Best keep the "lol what a gaylord" type conversations to a minimum (I struggle to stick to this). He's not beyond throwing a megatantrum and ruining everyones day. It will be painfully obvious who he is. Other weird ReZisms are perfectly acceptable.

Ah, I forgot about that! It's up to you really. I'll be picking Happenstance up and possibly convoying there with another car (2 other people).

Here is a rough map of the area. I'm in Banbury. We could meet somewhere neutral if you want? Like Milton Keynes or something. Do you have a SatNav? Mine was left in my car when it was stolen so I'm pretty much fucked for finding my way there from somewhere other than here.

Cheers for the text today. I would have replied, but I'm out of credit.

Cool. Would I have to report to reception and pay when I get there or just find you guys? If it's just a case of finding you guys, if you could mention that I'll be coming later to them it would be handy. I wouldn't want them thinking I'm a gypsy/drunk looking for a place to kip for the night.

I have never stayed at a proper campsite before.

Can't think of anything else. I'll ring/text you when I get there. I'm not sure what time I'll be there though. I should definately be done at work by 7 and it's a 3 hour 20 minutes journey. Hopefully I'll be there by 11-12ish. You sure the campsite is fine with that? I'll be able to actually get in right?

If I knew someone with a Mac, I'd test my tablet on it to get some conclusive evidence. But alas, I know no one with a Mac.

And I've thrown the packaging/manual away too, so I can't consult that either.

You think that's sick, you should have seen how hard I thrashed my cock around whilst looking at that picture. I think I may have broken something (apart from my moral compass, obviously).

Yeah, I'd hit that.

Sleeping outside is pretty rad, but I tried it before and it got fucking cold in the early hours of the morning. You'd need a really hot day beforehand. Also got kind of dewey, and not the happy kind of dewey.

I reckon we could sleep 2 in the tent and 2 in the porch if we wanted space, or 3 in each if people don't mind being cosy. It's apparently a 4 man tent, but 4 people in the actual tent part would be silly

It's still my goal in life to sleep outside at some point, so if the weather is good, I'm totally doing it.

This shit just got real yo. I've just set the tent up so I can see if it's all good and to air it out.

Pictures:

Bike for size

Love from above

Class. Pure fucking class. *applauds*

Bugger. Never mind.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. I'll come on MSN before I head off to yours.

You'd need a VGA cable, but it appears there isn't one. Apparently there is a way with converters and stuff, but it seems complicated (compatibility of monitors/expensive etc).