I went to Leeds for my friend's house warming party. Some things that happened:
* It took me 6 hours to get there because someone stepped in front of the train ahead of us and presumably died. When I got to Leeds station, I fell over on the platform breaking two bottles of wine and a bottle of gin...everywhere.
* At the party, a tall hot lesbian was trying to kiss me most of the night. In a funny and non creepy way. I could not be turned though.
* There was a danceoff. An amazing dance off.
* I had an argument with someone who stated that all taxes pay for is the immigrants living in the UK. I think they'd been reading the Daily Mail too long.
* Everyone was drunk and lots of people (mainly women and gay men) were groping my breasts. I didn't really mind, the most sex I've had in ages.
* The end of the night was a mass massaging session and my friend gave me the best massage ever, I was melted on the floor by the end.
* The very end of the night involved singing shite 90's pop songs.