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  1. What should your other half be?

    My ideal woman would have to be: Humour: I don't like women who think they have to be serious all the time, I like a girl who's up for a laugh. Also she has to have a cute laugh Personality: I don't want a 'plastic', I like a girl who knows what she wants and also a girl I can talk to about anything and also she can talk to me about anything too. And also a woman who don't judge others and will always be herself and not act false. Looks: I don't really care about how she looks but I wouldn't mind cute or sexy, lol. Movies/Books/Music: I don't mind what she's into as long as she doesn't read magazines like 'Hello' and believes every word the newspaper says. Movies I don't mind because I'm into loads of movies. The same goes for music as I'm into loads of music (just as long as it's not like chav music, lol) But unfortunately I haven't met the right girl yet, lol.
  2. X-Factor 2008

    IL Divo are crap. They've spoilt that song Bastards! I just found out that my mate's sister fancies Oghun, she apparently printed a picture of him and has now put it up on her bedroom wall, lmao. I can't believe people like him. But I think he'll be second or first now because he got the sympathy vote for crying when Diana left. ALEXANDRA TO WIN! She has to win now, she's the strongest voice in the competition, she should walk it. JLS were crap and they always will be crap and Oghun is the same. If Alexandra don't win and JLS and Oghun do, then everyone will see what a joke this competition really is.
  3. X-Factor 2008

    I agree, Alex is much better. Love Alex to win, she rocked tonight Loved Diana's 'Girlfriend' and her 'White Flag' was okay Oghun's first song was cheeeeesy but shockingly liked his second song JLS are still shite. Umbrella was a massive mistake! But Oghun crying because Diana went, he was really upset. I was shocked that JLS never went to be fair. They were the weakest tonight.
  4. Mock The Thread

    And finally...Oh, I won...YAY! OK, like Molly, I haven't got a great memory of what topic has already been done on here but I think this has been done on the show (I can't remember) but I wanna see what you guys would say to... Unusual things to read in the Harry Potter books If it has been done, I apologise and will change if I have to
  5. Rate the last film you saw

    Zombie diaries Not a bad movie but it's not good either. Some parts were boring and some parts were okay but could've been better. 4/10 Daddy Day Camp Dreadful...that is all 1/10
  6. Mock The Thread

    "And finally...does my ass look big in this?" "And finally that's why mums go to Iceland...to beat up Kerry Katona for making those dreadful adverts" "And finally...hi mum, I'm on the telly" "And finally, well...that's your lot...p*ss off!"
  7. If I was honest, I can't wait for it to come out. I think the controls might be okay, I'm not very bothered about how many zombies are on-screen at the same time as it's a zombie game and I'm bound to love it, lol. As for the graphics...not bad, I look in gameplay more than graphics anyway so as long as it plays good, I wouldn't be bothered. The boxart kicks ass. And the guy who typed those YouTube comments IS an ass.
  8. Mock The Thread

    *sings* "And finally, it's happened to me, right in front of my face and I just can not hide it!"
  9. Rate the last film you saw

    The acting was much better in REC, it was more scarier as well. Quarantine's acting wasn't great. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring My favourite LotR movie 8/10 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers It was quite good, enjoyable. 8/10 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King It's a great movie but it went on for too long, lol. 7/10
  10. Rate the last film you saw

    Quarantine WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! I'm sorry if people think this is great but it was a load of crap. I saw this before I saw REC and I thought REC was a LOT better. Wouldn't advise it to anyone, it's an insult nearly. 2/10 Four brothers A great movie, something everyone should see. It was brilliant, loved every minute of it. Something I'm definitely going to get on DVD (saw it on Film4 last night) 8.5/10 Zack and Miri make a porno Great cast, hilarious story, it was just fantastic. Loved it, gonna see it again when I can. 8/10 This is England (again) Still fantastic. One of the best British movies ever made. 8/10 Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa I liked it, not the best animated movie I've ever seen (that would be Wall.E or Toy Story) but it is better than the first one. 6/10
  11. Mock The Thread

    "That Ood is about to have a baby" "That's my wife you're talking about!"
  12. X-Factor 2008

    Here's what I thought about it all: Oghun- Absolutely tuneless and dreadful. I hated it. He's ruined and tortured all the songs. Reminding me, did anyone see Harry Hill taking the piss out of him? Ruth- Amazing, her third performance was just amazing! Loved it JLS- Plain crap, again tortured great songs. When they came on, I muted the TV. I don't want to hear them torture fantastic songs Diana- I used to like her but now I'm getting bored of her, all she ever does is slow songs. Ever since 'Call me', she's gone downhill and fast. She's got to go now. Alexandra- Both her songs were brilliant, loved everything about Toxic. Miley Cyrus- I never really listened to her but I did like that song, it was brilliant. I heard Hannah Montana and that was rubbish but Miley Cyrus was pretty good Britney Spears- I don't care what anyone says, it was brilliant. Loved every minute of it, even if she was miming. Britney's Back!
  13. I'd probably join both as I have a love for both movies and books but my problem would be time. I'd be on the maybe list though .
  14. If you were a Cartoon Villian....

    Mwahahaha Note: I am not actually a chav, but there are 98% of them where I live LMAO @ the catchphrase!!! Ha, I just noticed that too, lol.
  15. Mock The Thread

    "Thinking about it...I don't wanna be president no more! I give up!" "Me and Bush are having an affair together" DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN-DUN*Eastender drums at the end just in case no-one knew, lol*
  16. Heroes Season 3 *Beware of Spoilers*

    I dunno, I'm liking this season so far. True that a few things made no sense whatsoever but I still think it's great. I'm probably the only one here whose liking the whole Angela's army vs Arthur's army (the whole good vs evil thing). I must say, I love this season so far. I loved Season One, not so much Season Two but Season Three has the potential to become one heck of a fantastic season if directed correctly.
  17. Heroes: 1st Season Love Heroes and this was the best season 9.5/10 (Yes, love it that much) Heroes: 2nd Season Wasn't that great, didn't really like it so much. I liked the last three episodes though. 6/10 Heroes: 3rd Season I'm loving it so far, it could potentially be the best season if they give it more twists and more great storylines for all characters. 8/10 (so far) The best season of Lost was season one and two, three and four is just starting to confuse matters. Many of my friends who watch it stopped watching it half-way through season three because they couldn't remember a lot of what was going on and it confused them because their questions wasn't getting answered. I used to love LOST and I have Seasons one and two on DVD but now, I can miss it and it probably wouldn't bother me so much.
  18. If you were a Cartoon Villian....

    What would your Villainous name be? The Chavdude What would your evil intention be? To make the world talk street. When I'm done, everyone will be wearing nikey tracksuits and old people will be saying "Full house blud!" at the bingo, hahahahahaha. :wink: How would you carry out your masterful plan? By being annoying and threatening to everyone. It's funny and ting innit blud. What would your appearance be like? Well, I'd wear nikey hoodie, nikey tracksuit, nikey trainers, nikey hat, nikey gloves, nikey everything. I'd wear the cap first and then wear a hood over it so I look even MORE chavtastic! :awesome: What Special Powers Weapons would you have? I'd have my mobile phone blasting supersonic grime/drum 'n' bass music out of it. Whenever it's played, people near will get irritated. My lighter is also a flamethrower...when I get a Lynx can with it. And also I have a can of spray-paint that never runs out...so people around me know I'm going to graffiti anything. Oh I'm such a bad-ass rebel, no-one's going to stop me, I'm too much trouble . Not even my arch-nemesis, Normal Teen, can stop me now! mwahahaha. Is it OK if I add one more question?: What would your Villainous catchphrase be? OI! BLUD! DON'T GET RUDE!
  19. Mock The Thread

    "Attention, all flights have been cancelled due to Flight 815 crashing on an island with polar bears, mysterious hatches and the others...Oh wait, sorry people, watching LOST..." "WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO!!! Ahahahaha, just kidding, the looks on your faces, haha"
  20. Mock The Thread

    "Today's inflight movie is Snakes on a Plane. I wouldn't complain, it was either that or Disaster Movie on replay" "Attention...Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Wallawalla Bing Bang. That is all!"
  21. The N-Europe Member Map

    One is the lonliest number that will ever dooooooo, lol, just kidding Oh I know the type of "fans" you mean on YouTube, lol. I had one person messaging me on my YouTube account about how Villa are the best and about how I'm a shit person because I support Blues and stuff like that. I just blocked them, got better things to do than argue with some sort of troublemaker on YouTube, haha Anyways, this member map is a great idea. It's amazing to see how many people around the UK and the World visit here
  22. The N-Europe Member Map

    Well, we can't have people thinking Villa are the only team in Birmingham and besides, I seem to be the only Blues fan here so...might as well Are there other Birmingham City supporters here though or am I the only one?
  23. Seriously. Help!

    I agree. I can't believe you kept so cool after all this. I would have probably threatened him, lol. But you did the right thing so you can now look forward to a happier future without her (I'm sorry if it seems a little harsh considering she was your partner for three years and I can't begin to imagine how much this is hurting you but I'm speaking through truth). You seem like a good guy Tapedeck and I can't believe all of this happens to good guys like you. But don't worry, what goes around, comes around. People will know what her and the other guy is really like one day. Anyway, Dannyboy-the-Dane's right, if you feel like you're getting harassed from them in any way, you immediately tell the police everything. Oh and I'd still keep those texts...just in case. But good luck mate, I mean that
  24. Rate the last film you saw

    The Happening Funniest. Movie. Ever...Oh wait, it's not a comedy is it? 2/10 Step Up 2: The Streets Watched it twice now and I still think it's brilliant 7/10 Chakushin Ari (One Missed Call) I liked the japanese and the american version but the japanese version is WAY better 8/10
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