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I didn't like her with the hair, and now she has made herslf look uglier? You can see that she smokes by the veins... well, that is if I'm half- decent at biology(I am)

You went to New York? lucky! Going this year, any good?

I want a job. I dont have one. I am getting a good education, though. Healthcare is not free, that is what taxes are for. Now could you stop arguing? That is my job, not yours.

Mario Kart DS has solid graphics, eight player games, Wi-Fi options, cool items and the best tracks from the old games. Who could want more?

LOL What is the greatest comedy ever? I know loads, but Monty Pythons Life Of Brian pops into mind. It puts every american sitcom to shame. Remember: Always look on the bright side of life! Life's a load of shit! So just get used to it. Or something like that.

China has a lot of poverty, so is therefore quite 'poor'. It is more to the point of 'power' than 'wealth' where China is concerned. Still, soon india will have more people than China and be the most powerful country in Asia. Even more so than Japan.

Popular, very, very popular

So you're basically the 'perfect' one, are you. can you move to my town? It's Bromley, ever heard of it? A London Borough, that is.

Mine too. Chinese have the most intelligent kids in the world, with India following not-to-close behind. Isn't it funny how poorer countries have smarter kids?

*swoon* I'm not the only one who reads it! But I have got every issue, though.

Good for you! I am not scared of this thread, but trying to help out Goron 3. Another random poem: Too see if a girl likes you Take her out to tea! Well, is she smiling? If so, good job laddie!* *She could just be smiling because the food is nice, good view etc. But if that is the reason then she is shallow!

HELL YEAH!!

Gay? You mean happy gay where you like what you are watching?

It is, isn't it?

Words of advice: If they are blonde you will bond. Brunette you can forget Ginger than i really pity you Black you'll be back. Don't be yourself just be less of a loser; and then once she loves you reveal your true self. Hey, worked for me.

Ever considered becoming a politician?

The Japanese are the safest people in the world. So they should do themselves a favour and play the greatest game ever for themselves. They are missing out.

2 and 3. nuff said.

is your boss mentally ill? I'd love to hire you for my garden centre! (I don't have one though...)

Cheers, it is good, isn't it? (flatters himself) You've got my quote in your sig which mens you are obbssessed with me in some way. Whether or not it is natural is yet to be decided, but we'll stay friends.

Hmmm, tricky seeing as most customers are shy/busy/not wanting to talk. Just shape up your attitude mate, say hi and bye, thanks after every purchase and be helpful. When a customer asks for something do your best to help them get it. Hope I've been of service:-D

You have spelt it wrong:grin: Tonight, staying in my house. I live at my house so much because i am studying veterinary medicines at London uni and I live close to London. And I have an exam next week, so I suppose I'd better revise that...

Hey, your a villain. Just like Johnny Allen, he's a villain/gangsta. So you must be alright. No- you're awesome.

She'd better be afraid. VERY afraid.

They are toohappy. It is just not right.