EEVILMURRAY
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"I'm taking a break" *slap*
One advert which shows no signs of stopping is a clean and clear advert. One girl points to where a spot (On the night before the party!!!) is meant to be [but has one of the most clearest faces ever] and promptly washes.
Then look what they're wearing, that's right. It's been on our TVs since the 80's, maybe longer.
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Just subscribe dammit! I can see me posting a load of shit from here.
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Shes an ugly fucker anyway.
Word up!
The people took the pictures must be shot, not she.
They're getting rid of her, they deserve a bloody medal.
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The Jesus one could very well be real.
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I normally buy stuff on DVD. Hence why I don't have much.
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Racist bugger.
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Why do you care about someone you don't even know in person?
You don't know me in person [At least I think so... ] why care enough to post?
I'm there's someone you don't know that you knock one out over.
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I tried watching Metropolis again today. First time I watched it I thought it was boring as fuck, but I thought this time would be different. I didn't make it past 30 minutes before I got bored and slammed Spirited Away in again
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What I got from that saying was that if humans were not educated they would could kill a lion/other beast of magic.
As mentioned she is very sorry.
http://media.guardian.co.uk/advertising/story/0,7492,1576319,00.html
"I take full responsibility for my actions. I also accept that there are various personal issues that I need to address and have started taking the difficult, yet necessary, steps to resolve them,"
Let's review:
I take full responsibility for my actions. = I was fully aware I was breaking the law and the impact it would have on my career.
I also accept that there are various personal issues that I need to address = However, I have to be informed of my own personal problems by someone else whilst I contemplate my rebelious streak and the negative effects on my shitty ads by indulging in drugs.
and have started taking the difficult, yet necessary, steps to resolve them = I promise I won't do it again mummy.
Note, she doesn't actually say anything about not taking drugs, she just mentions the problems which apparently caused it.
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maybe it's time for this thread to go full-circle, and be locked itself?
Maybe you could feel free to exercise your right to blow me.
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Seems a bit ironic that she has lost most of the respect that she had in the public eye.
Don't make me laugh.
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back on topic kate has apologised and said she takes full responsibilty for her actions.
No shit Kate, she can't blame anyone else [she could blame Pete but she must claim she's independant.]
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I've heard Lizo Mazimba from Newround is the man to call if you're looking for a ten bag at broadcast house.
Andy Peter's is my main homie.
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Poor Paul, but sadly it needed to be done.
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And Evil, some of them would literally be dead if it weren't for Jack. That annoyed me in the pilot, the way he was superdoc (and apparently he was originally gonna be killed off) but im glad he became less of a goody goody.
That's all well and good, but I don't arsebang my doctor all the time.
What a twist, Sawyer not having the inhalers. That's 20+ minutes I'm not getting back.
I'm just wondering what they'll fill 45 minutes with once they've finished with everyone's [because they've all got them] gripping back stories.
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*Dude looks like a laaady!*
(Insider joke)
EDIT: If you wanna see my terrible mug... check the sig.
EDIT2: I lie, this is really me:
Might wanna get rid of that ugly bugger from your signature then.
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Drew dying was one of the most unexpected things I've ever seen from a soap.
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With the weather knocking seven shades of shit out of them I think there may be a more crucial use of such a large amount of money right now.
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YES! I've been meaning to mention that. In both adverts the women have resorted to theft in order to get that product.
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I'm now in shock we can't say t wat...
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The Rimmel ads with Kate Moss giving the impression that nail varnish will give you the ability to crack glass. Tart.
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I want Rimmel [Haha. Rim] to drop her too, I'm sick of those shitty ads with her in them... Ooh, they blow.
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The news has been rumoured to buying extra kleenex to mop up what they've been knocking out this week as Kate Moss's career takes [what I think is long overdue] a nosedive as her apparent drug indulgence fucks up her career.
http://media.guardian.co.uk/advertising/story/0,7492,1575184,00.html
After being dropped from H & M, and rightly so, you can't have a druggie as the face of a company with a strong anti-drug thing going.
Chanel and Burberry has now dropped the bitch. I know they need to make an example of her but do they really need to make so much coverage? Why hasn't Pete "****" Doherty been locked up for his blatent use? You see him swagger on to sing craply with Elton John [Who isn't crap] obviously under the influence and nothing gets done.
What's more, the fashion industry is still "backing her". Because leading a models life is stressful. No shit. Simply a case of "If you can't stand the heat..."
EDIT: We can't say T-Wat now?
Adverts That Blow - Secondary Remix
in General Chit Chat
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I've got three adverts, which while watching the last 2 hours of TV have blown enough for me to mention them now.
The Wine Gums advert: Some arsehole takes some form of shortcut under a bridge which the way could hold any number of dangers, from the walkway being so slippery since the water is so high or a gang of chavs waiting in ambush. Imagine my surprise when a Troll pops up from the most likely calm shallow barge friendly waters and demands diamonds [in what could be described as the voice of a large gay man] or "feel his wrath" which based on the voice could be deducted to be several new arseholes being torn.
The man, obviously predicted something of this manner and had popped into his local newsagent for a bag of wine gums offers the Troll those instead, under the premise that they are infact rubies and emeralds (skipping the other colours such as black, yellow, orange etc) the lying bastard. His voice is that of the small gay man, with an expression to match [but looks horribly dubbed]. Now the troll most likely knows the man is lying but plays dumb just for the wine gums [because they're the shit] and promptly drops the bloke in the canal for being a lying prick. Troll chews wine gums with a face of sexual pleasure which only rivals Glitter's were he to walk into a nursery.
The Walt Disney advert: "I'm too excited!" One thing which always annoyed me about this advert was when the girl says "Mum says it's just magical" (Lying whore) and opens her eyes while the little boy has some form of fit. Back of my hand to him.
Mother enters the room, telling them in no uncertain terms to get to bed, now when I was young it was do as you were told, or be punished. Not in TV land apparently. The "But mum!" "We're too excited!" excuse comes into play. Disobedient little shit, that warrants an introduction to the business side of my shoe, with a threat of the holiday being cancelled.
After we see some screens of the holiday, which is great, or was when I went, may have gone downhill. Anyways we cut to the night later. Mum has presumably sorted the kids out in an appropriate manner [iE not having to ask twice (Dragon kick)] and returned to her [i assume] husband in bed. She asks if he is asleep and he replies that he can't because he's too excited, and rightly so, he's no doubt put no end of hours overtime down at the office to pay for this holiday, as has his wife. The kids chime with "We heard that", as if it excuses their disobedience. Holiday cancelled fuckers.
Comet: Apparently Comet staff are trained by riding around on a moped and locating street names [No less than three, or more] and checking them off his list. Our little man finds his last street [Plasma Row I think] and crosses it off, and drives back to Comet's training school and hands his clipboard to the inspector standing outside doing fuck all.
He takes one look at this mans clipboard and slams a passed stamp on it. He doesn't check, the little bugger could've hid round the corner for half and hour and ticked them anyway. It's this kind of shoddy trainees we walk into and demand some expertise when we need a new cooker/TV etc.