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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Army of Darkness, perhaps the best film for great one-liners.

     

    -Sheila after being transformed in an ugly witch:

    You found me beautifull once.

    -Ash: Honey, you got real ugly!

     

    -Ash (Bruce Campbell) crushing an iron cup while testing his new mechanical hand: Groovy!

     

    The best line in that is when the copy of Ash starts dancing, singing goodie goodie two shoes while punching him.

  2. Breaking it down with the Stifler Remix.

     

    "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out!"

     

    "Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth"

     

    Steve Stifler: Shhiittt, I got a frosted ass crack! Hey Finch, you want this for here, or to go?

    Paul Finch: "A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire.

    Steve Stifler: "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.

     

    Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

     

    Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass

     

    Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.

    Jim: What are you doing?

    Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts.

    [hands Jim the dildo]

    Jim: Where did you get this?

    Stifler: Finch's ass.

  3. paul reckons its a he then! money on Lou (well he cuda got in the house) or david. im having doubts about serena tho, dunno why

    He said he yet went straight to Serena.

     

    Toadie seems a bit over the top telling Stu not to go through with the wedding, here's hoping Sindy kills herself when he cancels.

  4. As I mentioned earlier, site likes to piss us about in the early daytime. Which brings me to my question, can the forum be separate from the main site, like Xsorbit was to C-E, because even when the site is shitting us about you could still go on the forum for your daily forumage.

  5. I'm trying to print some uni shit and it's going fine, and the thing which drags it in is a bit sluggish, so I open it up to see if there's anything jammed, nothing. So I close it and try printing, it keeps telling me to close the, it refers to it as the scanner door [thingy, it's underneath the scanner] but it's clearly closed and now the thing won't turn off. I have to take out the plug.

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