EEVILMURRAY
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I've already gotten my printer/scanner from me mother. As well as a couple of T-shirts.
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Oh look, there are posts. Couldn't see due to the forum fucking everyone up the arse. If you can read this, thanks.
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Might as well go back to Xsorbit the rate we're going. I had problems all yesterday.
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Has anyone had one of these? I think I'm going in for a couple of these and know little about them. I checked wikipedia and it doesn't sound all that bad, but people give the impression it's something to fear.
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Stuart should've pieced up Elle being Pauls daughter earlier. Should be fired from the force.
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It just looked like cheap Dinosaurs. I was watching it while on le computer, and loved how they were able to gather, from probably finding some skeleton that one species did push-ups as battling for mating. Maybe they can cure cancer while they're at it.
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Those. Are quite the Shizzle.
Word to your mother.
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How is that comic funny?
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Sky was basically being a bitch today, saying to Steph how she didn't approve of her dad and Lyn, then when Steph agreed Sky chimes in with "So my dad's not good enough?" crap.
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Mon Sheet! I didn't consider that... Y'argh! More Zeik twattish eye rolling skillz.
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People who say "Can I ask you a question?"
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Typical. Susan's new bitch is going to die.
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To be fair, that trailer was pretty wank.
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Its not pronounced "th-ru-h".
Disgusting.
[Fifteen character this.]
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So long as they don't make Beast look like the Panther look he has in the comics now.
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When I can't find the droids I'm looking for.
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Ooh, my word. I just got Johnny Depp. Lucky me.
Edit. And Celine Dion.
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Only cost around £2700
Oh yeah, Cheap As Chips that one. How did you keep finding that bargain under wraps?
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Sounds vaguely dyke-esque.
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I was introduced to this "song" yesterday and had a rousing drunken singalong last night. But for those who like me were once in the dark and still are, it basically involves some form of sexual innuendo.
Here's a selection I copied from a site.
I used to work in Chicago,
In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work there any more.
A woman came in for some meat,
Some meat from the store,
Some meat she wanted,
porked she got
I don't work there any more
glazed doughnut she wanted. cream filled she got
brass taps she wanted, golden shower she got
Beefeater Gin she wanted, eat her I did
quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got
ground coffee she wanted, grind her I did
jumper she wanted, jump her I did
liquor she wanted, lick her I did
elevator she wanted, my shaft she got
carpet she wanted, deep shag she got
hammer she wanted, nailed she got
gun she wanted, banged she got
watering can she wanted, hosed she got
floppy disk she wanted, hard drive she got
velvet she wanted, felt she got
liquor she wanted, lick her I did
bolts she wanted, my nuts she got
sailors she wanted, semen she got
ham she wanted, porked she got
cigarette she wanted, my pipe she got
pipe she wanted, hosed she got
Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got
butter she wante, spread she got
seafood she wanted, crabs she got
carpet she wanted, shag she got
nail she wanted, screw she got
fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got
translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
Irish airlilne ticket from the store, Air Lingus she wanted, cunnilingus she got
a hand she wanted, fisted she got
diamond choker she wanted, pearl necklace she got
lobster thermidor she wanted, creamed clam she got
German method of coal extraction she wanted, mine shaft she got
duck she wanted, I misunderstood
Open cast coal mine she wanted, deep shaft she got
A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
Some lettuce she wanted, head she got!
An O Henry she wanted, Mr. Big she got!
A Big Mac she wanted, a Whopper she got
A screen door she wanted, slammed she got!
Some fireworks she wanted, banged she got!
A Big Mac she wanted, super-sized she got!
Some Pringles she wanted, the pop she got!
Some tile she wanted, laid she got!
A vacuum she wanted, sucked she got!
Some dinner she wanted, ate out she got!
A lollipop she wanted, licked she got!
Some Shakespeare she wanted, Dickens she got!
piano she wanted, my organ she got
chips she wanted, lays she got
racoon she wanted, my beaver she got
carpet she wanted, rugburn she got
muscle car she wanted, my hot rod she got
pickle she wanted, my cucumber she got
a hat she wanted, my helmet she got.
a damp cat she wanted, wet pussy she got.
chair leg she wanted, table ends she got.
turkey she wanted, gobbles she got.
Barbecue she wanted, spit roast she got
Fabric she wanted, felt she got
Cake from the store, layer she wanted, lay her I did
Truck she wanted, Rammed she got
tire she wanted, rimmed she got
basketball she wanted, hooped she got
Sea Cat she wanted, wet pussy she got
Sprite she wanted, 7-Up she got
Flag she wanted, jolly roger she got
Ford she wanted, probe she got
Anyone know/can think of some more?
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Murray, you are simply so nice
Fucking right doggie.
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I got Johnny Depp. Audrey Tauto.
However on another program ages ago I got Vin Diesel and Robbie Williams.
I did the one of me & Egon and Egon got Eddie Murphy.
For another picture I got Steven Soderbergh.
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I'll have you know he goes to the computer shop to buy PC parts when his internet connection is down and he can't get them online.
Nah, he sends his mumsy for sure.
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For OcRemixes my personal Zelda tips for the top are:
Hyrulian
Temple Trance
Darkworld jazz
Kakariko prom
Triforce Majeure [Personal Favourite]
Awakened Fears Of The Gerudo
Gerudo Peeples
Gerudo Interlude
Gerudo JV
Braving Tal Tal Heights
Tailcave Beatdown
Superman Returns
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I think I'll wait for the DVD or something.