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I am The Don. Thus I must own a fixed Casino.
We shall call it. Casino Shabba.
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http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,1677901,00.html
Fox to bring back Futurama
Jason Deans
Wednesday January 4, 2006
Futurama, Matt Groening's follow up to the Simpsons may earn a revival due to the cancelled show's popularity on DVD - just as happened to US animated comedy, Family Guy.
Hollywood studio 20th Century Fox TV, which made more than 70 episodes of Futurama before it was cancelled by the Fox network in 2003, is considering putting the cartoon back into production, according to Variety.
Discussions about bringing back Futurama are said to be at an early stage and it is not clear whether the show would return to the Fox network, or be broadcast on another US channel.
Futurama followed the fortunes of Fry, a pizza delivery boy who wakes up in the year 3,000 after being accidentally frozen on New Year's Eve 1999. The show won three Emmys during its four-year run on Fox
Since its cancellation in August 2003, Futurama has proved popular on DVD and on Cartoon Network in the US, which airs repeats.
Such has been the show's success on cable that Cartoon Network's rival Comedy Central recently snatched away the rights to repeats.
Fox brought back Family Guy after a three year hiatus in May last year, also after the soaring DVD sales and the popularity of reruns on Cartoon Network
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I also dread coming on the site in dull lighting as it burns my retinas
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Some from Blues Brothers:
Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
[to man in restaurant]
Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Man: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Jake: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] 5 grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.
Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money.
Jake: Well then... I guess you're really up Shit Creek.
[sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language]
Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
Jake: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said; I guess you're really up Shit Creek.
[sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again]
Elwood: Christ Jake. Take it easy man.
[sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: Oh shit.
[sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues]
Elwood: Jesus Christ.
[sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: Shit.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it
Now we go to Bad Santa
Willie: Oh yeah, baby, you won't be able to shit right for a week!
Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
Willie: So is my thing for tits
Bob Chipeska: You two are perfect for this job, truly. So, I don't want his unpleasentness affect your performance in any way.
Marcus: Oh no. We...
Willie: Performance?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the...
Willie: Do you mean sexual?
[bob looks up at Willie in confusion]
Bob Chipeska: Excuse me?
Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what your saying to me?
Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear?
Marcus: Willie...
Willie: My fuck stick!
Gin: Look here, get himy outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska, Tell him it was food poisoning or something.
Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?
Gin: Take him to the car.
Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause your handicapped. You're all the same.
Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!
Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high?
Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!
Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
Gin: You got some lip on you midget.
Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!
Willie: Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass.
Cut line
Security Guard: You wouldn't be tryin' to hide something in those baggy pants of yours, would ya?
Willie: Just something to cripple your sister with...
Milwaukee Security Guard: Pants are awful baggy. You got anything in there?
Willie: Yeah, my dick. You wanna see it?
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"I'm just too pretty, Seriously!"
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Cats are better.
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Is anyone seeing the C-E forum in Spanish? [posts staying in English]
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You know you shouldn't use the "[" and "]" brackets unless it's within a quote.
Bollocks, I've remixed it so it's acceptable. It's so much easier than these fiddly bastards ( ). Just one key press and Shabbam. Job done.[ Shabba! ]
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Dammit Dutch! You just had to lower the tone didn't you... Well since it's here one hearing advert I did find entertaining, where this dude's washing his car and mistakes what's said to him as some form of alcohol.
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I think her voice would be sexy advertising underwear or something, but not M&S food. Thats wrong.
Since you mentioned the sexy voice I have to mention Lee Evans again. He mentions the sexy voice used on SatNavs
"Turn Left"
"Fucking right love!"
"Straight up"
'Urrrrgh!'
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Baten Kaitos, 19.99, Gamestation.
Amazing deal.
Not really, I got it for that in Toys R Us two months ago. And I'm still not impressed with it, may try selling it on.
As for stuff in the sales, well I'm just planning on buying on the cheap from amazon.
Man in the iron mask
Three musketeers
Fierce Creatures
all around a fiver each
And Casanova for a tenner.
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fake ads like life insurance and these debt payment schemes.
To reference Lee Evans from his XL tour
These people you see on the adverts are stupid, they're going to have accidents! 'One Day I set up my ladders as usual. And I started to climb'.. He's a carpet fitter! 'Oh I walking into work one day and slipped up accidentally on purpose. We got five grand and went to Magaluf'
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Slightly early I know but spin on it. This has been pissing me off too much in a short space of time and must be exploded forward in a wave of bitching.
PC World advert, a computer which is "incredible for that price" sporting a "huge" 60gig harddrive [bollocks] And we all know Pc World staff don't tell you to go for the cheapest, the commission hungry bells take you right to the top of the range, because the cheap stuff [the really good stuff on the ads] is soon to become obsolete.
j00r turn.
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I tried watching it, but couldn't get into it. The beginning was just so boring.
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I really don't know why but I'm that much of a fan of the Goonies. Personally I'm on tenderhooks for Man In The Iron Mask tomorrow. TVTimes has only given it one star. Not fucking on. Jeremy Irons deserves at least 3.
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I've decided on my last poster. The Rolftastic Four. Now this obviously isn't complete yet but I thought I'd give all my lovely shabba's a sneak preview.
I'm hoping to remix the names at the bottom so it reads:
The Rolf Torch.
The Rolf.
Invisible Rolf.
Mr. Rolftastic.
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Great to see Bree went straight to the hidden stash of Quality Street. So sexy.
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Bree being a whore again. Zeik's conclusion was very quick.
yet acted like a lil bitch when he returned home.
Glad to see that cock who fitted Stu up was shat upon. Shabtastic. I'm hoping Alex will break it down, meaning Karl can break it down to the I was right remix before he pops his clogs. No doubt he won't and Susan will be pissed at Karl though.
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If I had sex with someone [whom I thought I'd have sex with again but never saw again] would be a one night stand. I'd be down with it.
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Update remix:
After working at my Dads pub for a couple of hours, I returned home to find some more presents:
Texas Hold-em set.
A nice T-shirt.
Some vodka.
Then I went back to Dads to obtain the rest. This will be subject to clarification as I've just returned to home again [at 12:20]
£120 total from cards, £100 from Dad. I've already ordered some stuff from Amazon, First season of Star Trek Voyager, Lee Evans XL tour dvd and Mario Kart DS.
Many smelly products, list coming soon.
A Newton's Cradle where the balls have been given nipples and painted pink to resemble breasts. It's quite clever.
There is more, I'll just take some pictures.
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and I gave one of my friends a picture of our drama teacher and a t shirt with rolf harris on it. here
Pfft, I've had that for ages
.Dad got a John McNab book,
Mother got Will Young album
Step dad got Gary Rhodes book
Step mum got CkOne
Step sisters got Malibu and Smirnoff.
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Okay, from now on everyones only allowed to post a picture in myspace style. That is you're leaning out at a silly angle, putting on a face that looks spontaneous (even though you obviously know exactly when it will be taken) and take your picture in a bathroom mirror. Remember to leave the flash on so the contrast hides your acne.
Here is a picture from the old school. It doesn't follow your Maddox-esque criteria but I blame the French.
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Why does Jordan still have a staff title under his name after much bragging about how he isn't part of it anymore?
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I see what you did there Murray.
Did you bollocks. You'll never catch me.
The picture of me which has been doing the rounds.
My eyes look great under negative like that.
Me and Kefka.
Radio Controlled BMW magazine thingy
in General Chit Chat
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True, but Oli, think of all the facts and interesting bollocks you'd learn from the magazine? Can't put a price on that shizzle.