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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Bare in mind, perviously i'd never driven a car propperly to going to my lessons... so apparently i've done pretty well considering.

     

    So what? You hadn't driven a car before learning how to... I'm sure many hadn't, although some may not have been fortunate to have driven it improperly before learning like you.

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    EDIT - Damn you Murray!

    I know, it's weird. You make a post and after clicking submit one just appears below j00. :)

     

    So who do we think planted teh bomb? By the look of the planter I'd say it looked male, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was Izzy herself. Maybe even Max.

  3. I’m firing off this missive to calm my flock o’chill-dren. First off the bat, thanks are due to those of you who continue to blow the torch of Darkplace, notably all at the ‘Save Darkplace’ website. Cheers fellas, keep up the bad work (by which I mean good work). I owe you a figurative beer. (You won’t actually get a beer from me).

     

    The news on a second season of Darkplace is thus. There is no news. Sadly the rest of the tapes of mein meisterwerk are likely to remain chez Marenghi unless the world makes some kind of evolutionary leap and catches up with my vision. And, between you, me and the proverbial, I think I might have taped over one of them with an episode of The Thornbirds. Tant pis, the digital versatile disc is nearing completion and will feature the following terrifying treatlets:

     

    Commentaries to all episodes

    Deleted scenes

    Test footage

    Original ‘One Track Lover’ Single (Extended Version)

    Over an hour of extra talking heads

    Photo galleries

    Original radio ads

    Original storyboards and storyboard to scene comparisons

    Plus more

     

    In short, it will render all previous DVDs redundant. (And shut down those shameless profiteering sons of bitches on E-bay.) I will let you know the release date as soon as I have it or pretty soon after I have it.

     

    Till then, I remain your obedient shaman, Garth Marenghi

     

    http://www.garthmarenghi.com/my_news.htm

  4. "When I was 16 I was told that my balls didn't work. They dropped, but they just kept on going, and it was a question of either having them removed or going around with really long balls...like a couple of marbles in a hiking sock. I chose the latter option and fortune favoured me because the day I hit 30 they winched right back up. Point is, I thought of myself as a freak, an 'other'. For years I wondered what my goolies would sire, would it be human? Thankfully when I impregnated my wife Pam, she dutifully gave birth to twins...a huge relief...though for years I couldn't shake off the fears that one of them might eat the other...luckily they didn't...which I put down to good parenting"

  5. I'm not ashamed of being British. I am British therefore I consider Britain to be the greatest empire on this Earth, and any of the other Earths. Of course I can be considered a little biased, I'm also not clued up on my British history. But I have no convinctions in believing that whatever we did in the past, we had a bloody good reason for it. Failing that we did it because we wanted to. We're British. Nuff' Said.

  6. Does anyone remember this Don of a programme? I've managed to come across the first series on "DVD" [s'been ripped straight from Channel 4] and has only six episodes, I could've sworn I remember more.

     

    Truly is a Shabtastic show which really should come back... for the past couple of days I've been re-reading the memorable quotes from Imdb just because they're so genius.

     

    Anyone!?

  7. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

     

    Wispa's were tasty, Why Cadbury's, why?!

     

    It's under a different name now is it not? Part of the Dairy Milk range like they did with Caramels?

     

     

    I never knew Wheat Crunchies were so popular, they taste like shit to me. Like Doritos you get about .4 of a second of flavour then a horrible 4 seconds [approx] of foul wheat/corn arseproduct. Nik Naks however I shall be sad to see gone. Nice N' Spicy was the bane of my childhood.

  8. Doesn't look that gripping I must say. Not a big fan of that Jake bloke, yes I am one of the few people who thought Donnie Darko rimmed goats. Wouldn't mind seeing him hom it up with Heath Ledger though.

  9. Bah! Can I say nothing you can't twist... cheesefishcakebanana.

    Yes, us Epi's twist, and jerk about. There's no need to rub it in our faces. :nono:

     

     

    Ban him now before he poisons this forum with more of his vile words! O_O

  10. Clever how you turned that around :heh:, bueno muchacho bueno.

    Clever for an Epi? You Sunnovabeech! :nono:

     

    I doubt you have the same distance issues

    I do when I'm at Uni. And before you start no it isn't a Uni especially made for us Epi's, I'm beginning to dislike your tone. ¬_¬

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