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So old it makes my pubes die.

I've missed a week or so settling into Uni and not being able to ch00n my TV in, the reception isn't great but it's the best I've got. What the hell is this homosexual delivery service that Stingray is in?

Potter is quite the fruit.

Title says it all really.

Well I did consider the name "Roses are red, violets are blue, Ronnie Barker's dead, no fork handles for you", but thought it a little tasteless.

3 minutes too late gringo

I managed to bag this in Toys R Us for £20 a coupla days ago and so far I'm not impressed, the battle system is one of my main problems. I've only gotten into two-ish battles but I've just chosen the first two cards I got, hit twice and defended as much, can anyone break it down for me?

I remember I couldn't do it for shit when it first came to my attention and couldn't now. But then I googled the answer. I'm glad I didn't waste too much time.

I play with play money on PokerRoom.com as I don't consider myself ready for the real world.

I had a fit which was fun. Today I signed up for the Badminton, Demon TV and Ultimate Frisbee societies

What about posts you make yourself?

Taken on board, I still suggest you give us the proper use of the bloody caps lock key. Since you asked so nicely. Were you to construct a sentence with the caps lock on it will transform it to this: "Only The First Letter Of Each Word Will Be Capitalized"

There is however one Don Shabba in the UK, which is most comforting.

Give us the proper use of the bloody caps lock key.

34. Added Shit Because Character Limit Is Bollocks.

It's where the new people [Who are fresh - IE freshers] have a week to socialise before the academic year starts for them.

We've made a game called Extreme Indoor Cricket, basically it's cricket, with a squidgy cricket ball, a tennis racquet used as a bat, wet floor sign used as the wicket, but extreme neverthless.

I agree with Odwin, but I watched it on BBC2 and didn't have any involvement with the forementioned exhibitionist.

Well since this is the beginning of Freshers Week, I shall leave the details till the end of the week for the full lowdown.

http://media.guardian.co.uk/advertising/story/0,7492,1576314,00.html Not bad.

Why has the character limit gone up to fifteen? Plus, I tried typing this message "Ok. [Fifteen character limit bollocks] [Apparently that wasn't enough.]" And it still says I can't post.

I've already put myself down for a TV licence, but if the aerial costs too much I'll cancel it, and have it only for Gamage and DVD shizzle.

Y'argh, I may not be able to watch Neighbours anymore. I brought my TV to uni but I haven't got an aerial but I'm trying to buy a stand alone one from Staples tomorrow.

I had another fit today, I could make a new topic but I've already mentioned it here. Shabba