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You've just made yourself an enemy for life lassie. No mercy shall be shown to those who even feign a dislike in the Rolf. REMEMBER! "The Rolf giveth and The Rolf taketh away." Corolfians 6.4

It's all about the caramel kegs Dutch, and you fucking know it!

Deep throat. Fuck you.

Writing text then changing it white or making then linking an invisible picture uses more effort than just typing [Your mother] or the like. Why figure out a none crappy crap method when this one works just fine. Since you've mentioned this, another thing which grinds my gears is the forums audacity to tell you you haven't typed fifteen characters even though you have, and added the Odwin branded crappy crap method of [You blow goats]. People who go to great lengths to make an invisible picture or change text white shall go on my newly created totally original idiot list. It isn't secret as I've just told you.

Do not spare the details.

How could we not? Hopper is hung like a whale.

No more controversial sexual liasons then?

I think I'll go get drunk at my dad's pub Christmas eve, hopefully the lovely barmaid will be there so I can sneak a Christmas kiss from [More? Who knows]. Christmas day Dad says I'm working behind the bar 12-3, which I heard from a customer before dad informed me. Then it's home to mothers for dinner.

I'm sick of how they're whoring Peter Jackson's name for this, which as most people know I don't rate the Lord Of The Rings that highly. "Peter Jackson's King Kong" As if he wrote it as was the case for "William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet" and "Mary Shelly's Frankenstein". Also on the game they have "The official game of the movie" as if some bootleg copy is going to come out and we won't know the difference.

Indeed. He who is fussy gets no pussy, as my brother told me. Like Atif, I was once semi depressed for a time. But it doesn't have the effect on people you think it does. At Uni I enjoy drinking/sitting in the dark, you could say I am depressed, I disagree. I enjoy silent reflection, I don't need lights to do so. Either way, just imagine yourself as you were... let's say Maddox, if you think you are as great as he claims himself to be your self esteem should go no where but up. Shabba.

I have a Samsung E700. But my brother has just upgraded his phone so I may have his D500 if I can be bothered to move all my numbers over.

If the birthday thing at the bottom is anything to go by. Big it up. Do it. Do it. Just fucking do it alright? To Jo, the sites one and only Shabbaette. Have a Shabtastic birthday.

Another bump because this really grinded my gears. Gwen Stefani's "Contribution" to the song "Can I Have It Like That" I honestly think she said it just once and pushed a button to hear it again.

Confessions Of A Window Cleaner.

No it's because they dress queerly and have girly hair I imagine. I was scared they were going to mention link, weird strong silent type elf in a skirt/tights and all.

Is anyone starting to suspect Ned is driving up the Marmite M1?

I played around with the hue/saturation on both bits to try and find a common shade. Any suggestions for the third picture?

Since you seem vastly experienced in the arts, would you recommend anything I could do to get the hair right in the jesus one?

Christ people, it's winners choice! Stop teh cloggage!

Well I actually used the letters on offer there and stuck them together. Remixed a few, for example to make the L in Rolf I used the T from Trust, turned it over and chopped a bit off. I think the same with using Photoshop, photography for me is just taking photos, narrow minded perhaps but shabba. My teacher said it would help if I took a picture of my hand in the thumbs up pose... apparently it would make it better. I lied about where I got the images from to her, I said I scanned a Dollar bill [i do own one] and the autobiography for the face [which I do own, but the face isn't from there] I only did the Jesus one yesterday, so she hasn't seen that yet. But I'm not sure how physical photos will help big up the greatness of the Rolf. Creative for art perhaps, but I said Tech on the chance that I end up asking people for tips. It's a triforce topic.

I consider it to me a misspell of pwn, a simple miss key, but someone said it was short for "Power Own" which if true it would be more widely known.

I was hoping Dylan would lay a bit of extra beatdown on that ringworm. When I saw him coughing a bit of dirt I was wishing Dylan would scrape a bit into his mouth, saying "Eat the fucking dirt bitch!" or words to that effect. Genae looking awesomely stacked today as well brought a tear to my eye, but I'm convinced she's wearing some form of paddage, it wasn't that big to begin with.

For my Photography project for University I have to do a 3poster campaign, I've decided to celebrate the greatness of Rolf Harris. I'm trying to copy a picture of Jesus onto my canvas [which when I made a new one I specified the canvas size for A4 paper] but when it pastes it makes the image really small. If I try a print preview in paint of the image it covers around 3-4 pages. I did try setting it on 800x600 and it copied to a larger scale, but I would prefer it on A4 so I know how it's going to look.

Family Guy has made me laugh way more than Simpsons ever could. But Dan Castellaneta last night on the comedy awards was genius.

Sounds like one of those things you get in Dear Deidre, except for one thing, it was just "had the sex". It's always "It was the best" "Phenomonal" "Out of this world" etc. These people must not get much. Either way. I'm down with your funky shizzle. However! Don't make a habit of it. Shabba.