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They've not known better.

http://www.channel4.com/community/showcards/D/Deal_or_No_Deal.html Read the transcript thingy here.

This week the banker has been having a good one, did anyone see the one where he was Laughing and Noel held the phone to his microphone?

I was quite impressed that I got offered 24 grand on the first offer, albeit in dollars. I took 43 at the end.

Slightly early I know but spin on it. This has been pissing me off too much in a short space of time and must be exploded forward in a wave of bitching. PC World advert, a computer which is "incredible for that price" sporting a "huge" 60gig harddrive [bollocks] And we all know Pc World staff don't tell you to go for the cheapest, the commission hungry bells take you right to the top of the range, because the cheap stuff [the really good stuff on the ads] is soon to become obsolete. j00r turn.

Well I say I saw it. I actually bought the movie for around a fiver from Amazon, along with Fierce Creatures and The Parent Trap, and purposely took the image for you. The bad thing about the disc was that you had to turn it over halfway through. Indeed. ShabEdit: This readers Digest thing with a talking cat, who actually wants you to get over the fact he's a talking cat from the off, I quote: "Talking cat yeah right" then moves on to pissing about the Readers Digest prize draw. Norwich Union, with some old woman going over her head whilst dolling herself up for another night in the red light district.

The new Take A Break advert, it's fucking genius. I like how at the end the motorbike does what Johnny Bravo would consider, "the monkey".

I read about it in the Sun's TV guide but am not getting an erection over it. May give it a miss.

Also expensive as shit. The really expensive kinda shit. And just for you Meik, here's a Keif pic I saw and thought of j00.

http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,1677901,00.html Fox to bring back Futurama Jason Deans Wednesday January 4, 2006 Futurama, Matt Groening's follow up to the Simpsons may earn a revival due to the cancelled show's popularity on DVD - just as happened to US animated comedy, Family Guy. Hollywood studio 20th Century Fox TV, which made more than 70 episodes of Futurama before it was cancelled by the Fox network in 2003, is considering putting the cartoon back into production, according to Variety. Discussions about bringing back Futurama are said to be at an early stage and it is not clear whether the show would return to the Fox network, or be broadcast on another US channel. Futurama followed the fortunes of Fry, a pizza delivery boy who wakes up in the year 3,000 after being accidentally frozen on New Year's Eve 1999. The show won three Emmys during its four-year run on Fox Since its cancellation in August 2003, Futurama has proved popular on DVD and on Cartoon Network in the US, which airs repeats. Such has been the show's success on cable that Cartoon Network's rival Comedy Central recently snatched away the rights to repeats. Fox brought back Family Guy after a three year hiatus in May last year, also after the soaring DVD sales and the popularity of reruns on Cartoon Network

Get your tongue out of my arse there Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog are ya Gary?

I've only just noticed today [i know.. sad] how wooden Zeik's acting skillz are. I really think some British bloke should enter the show a la Connor and shake things up a bit. I nominate me. Once more, we find another one of Bree's secret stashes. Is there no end!?

The new petit filous ad, I hoped I'd seen the back of that little whore.

How right you are, and today she denied comfort eating. HA! But Zeiks sister today, whatever her name is. Treating love like it's some sort of disease "had all the symptoms" and all that bollocks.

True, but Oli, think of all the facts and interesting bollocks you'd learn from the magazine? Can't put a price on that shizzle.

I am The Don. Thus I must own a fixed Casino. We shall call it. Casino Shabba.

I also dread coming on the site in dull lighting as it burns my retinas

Some from Blues Brothers: Elwood: Illinois Nazis. Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. [to man in restaurant] Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Man: What? Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children. Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. Jake: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] 5 grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood. Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money. Jake: Well then... I guess you're really up Shit Creek. [sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language] Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say? Jake: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said; I guess you're really up Shit Creek. [sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again] Elwood: Christ Jake. Take it easy man. [sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues] Jake: Oh shit. [sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues] Elwood: Jesus Christ. [sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues] Jake: Shit. Jake: You lied to me. Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit. Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it Now we go to Bad Santa Willie: Oh yeah, baby, you won't be able to shit right for a week! Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing. Willie: So is my thing for tits Bob Chipeska: You two are perfect for this job, truly. So, I don't want his unpleasentness affect your performance in any way. Marcus: Oh no. We... Willie: Performance? Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the... Willie: Do you mean sexual? [bob looks up at Willie in confusion] Bob Chipeska: Excuse me? Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what your saying to me? Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear? Marcus: Willie... Willie: My fuck stick! Gin: Look here, get himy outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska, Tell him it was food poisoning or something. Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here? Gin: Take him to the car. Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm? Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause your handicapped. You're all the same. Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh? Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch! Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci. Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high? Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead! Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry. Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night? Gin: You got some lip on you midget. Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole! Willie: Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass. Cut line Security Guard: You wouldn't be tryin' to hide something in those baggy pants of yours, would ya? Willie: Just something to cripple your sister with... Milwaukee Security Guard: Pants are awful baggy. You got anything in there? Willie: Yeah, my dick. You wanna see it?

"I'm just too pretty, Seriously!"

Cats are better.

Is anyone seeing the C-E forum in Spanish? [posts staying in English]

Bollocks, I've remixed it so it's acceptable. It's so much easier than these fiddly bastards ( ). Just one key press and Shabbam. Job done.[ Shabba! ]

Dammit Dutch! You just had to lower the tone didn't you... Well since it's here one hearing advert I did find entertaining, where this dude's washing his car and mistakes what's said to him as some form of alcohol.

Since you mentioned the sexy voice I have to mention Lee Evans again. He mentions the sexy voice used on SatNavs "Turn Left" "Fucking right love!" "Straight up" 'Urrrrgh!'

Not really, I got it for that in Toys R Us two months ago. And I'm still not impressed with it, may try selling it on. As for stuff in the sales, well I'm just planning on buying on the cheap from amazon. Man in the iron mask Three musketeers Fierce Creatures all around a fiver each And Casanova for a tenner.