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More Carnage than Venom. But here's Carnage's real son.

Not feeling the gold. Iron Man you manwhore, trying to shape him in your image.

"I'd like a piece of that cake" ... Christ almighty, Bree even desires food she gives away!

No Deal. She asked for this ever since she changed her look from the original and got skinny.

Here's another one Shabba'z http://www.careerstep.com/typeintro.html

Check Annistons shit eating grin in that photo.

PM me whatever that link was Rokkeh, it seems Omon has struck again.

That's the second biggest Princess Peach collection I've ever seen.

Dave also tried directing a few episodes of Joey if what I read awhile back is true [failed pilots I believe.]

According to teh Wiki, Connor is "reported" to be leaving this year, but could be false.

http://artpad.art.com/?itg0la1iyqyc Legendary.

I concur, I don't know why she does anything based on this principle, though based on her physical state I doubt she does anything at all. 'Cept eat.

I went on Wikipedia to see what the Neighbours lowdown was. So I now know who pulls through. I almost cried in today's episode.

So what? You hadn't driven a car before learning how to... I'm sure many hadn't, although some may not have been fortunate to have driven it improperly before learning like you.

I know, it's weird. You make a post and after clicking submit one just appears below j00. So who do we think planted teh bomb? By the look of the planter I'd say it looked male, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was Izzy herself. Maybe even Max.

From what my sources have revealed Dylan and Connor disappear, thinking it's better everyone thinks they're dead than go to jail. Susan and some others become missing too.

Perhaps, but that would leave a lot of unwanted jobs that the Americans enjoy doing, like communicating to the French. Now I know if the French were obliterated this wouldn't matter. But we still need McDonalds personnel and those who bag our groceries.

Earth isn't all that bad, would be mounds better if we got rid of the French.

Does anyone remember this Don of a programme? I've managed to come across the first series on "DVD" [s'been ripped straight from Channel 4] and has only six episodes, I could've sworn I remember more. Truly is a Shabtastic show which really should come back... for the past couple of days I've been re-reading the memorable quotes from Imdb just because they're so genius. Anyone!?

I’m firing off this missive to calm my flock o’chill-dren. First off the bat, thanks are due to those of you who continue to blow the torch of Darkplace, notably all at the ‘Save Darkplace’ website. Cheers fellas, keep up the bad work (by which I mean good work). I owe you a figurative beer. (You won’t actually get a beer from me). The news on a second season of Darkplace is thus. There is no news. Sadly the rest of the tapes of mein meisterwerk are likely to remain chez Marenghi unless the world makes some kind of evolutionary leap and catches up with my vision. And, between you, me and the proverbial, I think I might have taped over one of them with an episode of The Thornbirds. Tant pis, the digital versatile disc is nearing completion and will feature the following terrifying treatlets: Commentaries to all episodes Deleted scenes Test footage Original ‘One Track Lover’ Single (Extended Version) Over an hour of extra talking heads Photo galleries Original radio ads Original storyboards and storyboard to scene comparisons Plus more In short, it will render all previous DVDs redundant. (And shut down those shameless profiteering sons of bitches on E-bay.) I will let you know the release date as soon as I have it or pretty soon after I have it. Till then, I remain your obedient shaman, Garth Marenghi http://www.garthmarenghi.com/my_news.htm

I don't see the problem. Salt And Vinegar McCoys still exist. There should be no pain.

As soon as my flatmate copies the DVD [he borrowed it from a friend] I'm going to watch them all again. It has to come back.

"When I was 16 I was told that my balls didn't work. They dropped, but they just kept on going, and it was a question of either having them removed or going around with really long balls...like a couple of marbles in a hiking sock. I chose the latter option and fortune favoured me because the day I hit 30 they winched right back up. Point is, I thought of myself as a freak, an 'other'. For years I wondered what my goolies would sire, would it be human? Thankfully when I impregnated my wife Pam, she dutifully gave birth to twins...a huge relief...though for years I couldn't shake off the fears that one of them might eat the other...luckily they didn't...which I put down to good parenting"

I'm not ashamed of being British. I am British therefore I consider Britain to be the greatest empire on this Earth, and any of the other Earths. Of course I can be considered a little biased, I'm also not clued up on my British history. But I have no convinctions in believing that whatever we did in the past, we had a bloody good reason for it. Failing that we did it because we wanted to. We're British. Nuff' Said.

I thought fish and chips were French