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I have been about a metre away from Claire Sweeney, we walked past one another in Nottingham, I only just realised a few metres later but couldn't be arsed to do a U-turn.

Holy shit. Katya is quite the looker.

Me and my friend just kept noticing how Bree wasn't looking at Rachel as she was talking but eyeing the food on the table.

That was taken from that internet Ping pong idea wasn't it?

I liked that, muchos thanks for bringing some sunshine to my life.

Indeed Shorty, I mentioned the craptastic Cremosa in the mother post. But it's so shite it needs to be said again. There's no way a mother would say to another [or at all] that "kids love it because it's as creamy as an ice cream" I hope that when the woman behind that voice spins in her grave when she pops it.

Only when something sad happened when I was under the age of 10, then from under 15 it was only for something really really sad. Now never, I can lock it away. It's genius. Only possible exception I can think of is when certain family members pop theio proverbial clogs.

That was impressive, they did another version before and that was a wankstain.

F00d and b00ze.

Dean Learner from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace won it for me, and I've only seen one episode. I'd watch more were I not busy.

I bought the first dvd, but I didn't like it enough to buy the rest. I just wasn't feeling the insane randomness. I'm working my way through Outlaw Star again, genius series. Plus my friend managed to download the Dragonball Z Brolly movie, so should watch that soonish.

First time for everything.

Let's face it. Bree had it coming. And I for one am muchos glad. I hope she tops herself because no one likes her.

I don't get it, they show some lyrics?

Easiest convertion ever.

Why would we? Half of those suggestions are shit. DS lite? Bollocks. We all know it's going to be the Princess of Twilight proportions.

Lovely Genae today giving some beatdown on le skank, and impressed at Stu's facial hair. I can't remember when Roo's flashback of Stu was, can anyone fill in teh blank?

Avast, someone is using the same Venom Vs Carnage art style I am. I call copycat! O_O My guess is that's that sites way of dealing with hotlinking? Golden Syrup for me. Maple can lick my balls.

Recently aquired collection of used bank notes. Ideal for collector who doesn't ask too many questions. If you catch my drift. Genius.

Word up Bookmon, SHABBA!

I'm hoping it'll lead to the murder of Bree, who seems to be stringing along both Rachel and Summer and it just isn't needed. Watching her waddle off reminded me of her terrible fashion sense. Weird tight black leggings with a white polka dot skirt!? NOOO! As for this Drew stuff, I've got a feeling it'll lead to the naming of the child perhaps.

The Felix As Good As It Looks ad. Firstly the woman wouldn't start fisting the product that much, maybe she's a really bored housewife. Who knows. But the fact that the food looks nothing like what's being shown pisses me off, as a cat owner. The stuff does look different, flaky indeed. But the pieces are far smaller than the advert would have you believe and covered in the jellyish stuff most cat foods are. Good advert time. "Oooh yes it's me again!" Barry Scott deserves a knighthood.

I last watched The Incredibles today, for the second time. The first time I wasn't that impressed but was eager to give it a second chance. I can remember two funny parts but the rest was just entertainment; "You tell me where my super suit is woman!" "You married Elastigirl?! .. And Got BUSY!?" Classic.

My last sexual partner could be construed as a goth, she was lovely. The only lasting impression on me was a liking for H.I.M, and I'm not ashamed of that.

I disagree, I've only seen that John Culshaw/Ozzie Osbourne advert once but enjoyed it. As for not telling the difference I was living a life thinking that buttery taste [unknown of the title] Flora was actually butter, but imagine my shock when I discovered Flora was margerine