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If I meet Peter Jackson I'd kick him the bollocks, smack him in the face with some slim-fast, then proceed to piss on him.

Anna Paquin's [although I am dubious about it] and Rolf Harris's [Yes, For The Win.]

SHABBA!!!!

For this powerhouse of a show it needs its own official topic, to discuss the day to day happenings of Noels Dream Factory. Anyone watch the afternoon showing? Right deal at the right time but then going to say he was going buy his daughters a pony annoyed me. It's all well and good paying for he upkeep when you have the money, but what when it's gone? Hope the children get bored so you can sell it on the black market? I missed the evening showing, anything magical?

Assrape the sunroof.

I'm sorry I'm at a loss again. Mobos manual?

Has anyone seen the book they've brought out? It's a load of bullshit. I've seen it in Sainsburys and it's basically showing various gameboard situations and you have to guess what the bankers offer would be and bollocks like that. I'll take my camera to work tomorrow and take some shots if anyone's interested.

I don't know, I've been in BIOs so many times I don't know what I'm looking for.

I don't press any key, it goes straight into it itself.

Holy shit kids, spot the irony :|

I enjoy Razzle and Reader's Wives personally. Actually when going down to Newquay one of my associates brought a copy of Mayfair, the adverts at the back were classic, as people on my msn have already seen; "Curious? Get wanked off by a man!"

I'm curious, what's the third point? Also, you have to start with this: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Uzi Nine Millimeeetaaah" And finish with "Thank you, I've been great." Certainly not taken from Scrubs.

Maybe they're thinking "He's got eyes like a fly!" MOSQUITOR!

Well I'm finding it quite satisfactory.

Looks similar to the Lawgiver. I AM TEH LAW!!

I downloaded the escape theme thinking it would be that quality track from Super Metroid. Whatever it was that I downloaded, it was wank.

How would she know what it is? And if she does. Score.

I'm still contemplating me Venom tat.

Cyanide And Happiness at Explosm.net are quite nice too. Here's one of my favourites.

Pissed it down earlier, spot on. My kinda weather.

Shabba. Uzi Nine Millimeetaaah. More as I remember

I really should try Pimms sometime...

On a lovely hoodie of mine, it looks like someone has spilt bleach on the arm, so as you can expect, the colour's gone. Since it was originally black it's semi-noticeable. Does anyone know of some sort of dye or something I could use to cover up this unsightly blemish?

It's kinda an exclusive hoodie thingy. Also, are signatures/avatars looking a bit weird to anyone else? Almost giflike

I don't like the heat. It's not that I feel, except at night, then it really pisses me off. I spent my week on a beach in Newquay in jeans. Just because I can. The weird thing is my brain doesn't seem to register the heat, but my body does. I can feel a moderate temperature but my back does a niagra falls impression. That's also annoying, it's just about the only part of my body which sweats. Bring on winter.