Wesley

Did you get it? I think I may of posted it just after the Saturday pickup, maybe tomorrow you'll get it.

Don't leave me hanging.

http://n-europe.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1043787&postcount=18

I've gone back to trying to mention you in every post I make.

EDIT: ReZReZReZ

(This counts as a post)

No you don't need to send it me back. Keep it. It's a symbol of my ever lasting love.

Also, lame that it got there today... sent that ages ago.

It was a time hole.

Tiiiiiime hole.

Plus you were my only real friend and now that we regularly sleep together it's pointless.

I'm at the end of Uncharted 2.

Every time I try to complete it I poo myself with excitement.

Just in time too!

I've yet to read most of that issue because it's covered in glorious Toy Story 3 filth.

A film I've yet to watch!

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm alive.

Just logged out for a bit.

Someone made a snarky comment a while ago, and even though it was... you know, a comment on an internet forum; with things going on it kind of hit a nerve and I just sort of... I dunno.

But I'll be back later on.

Really well done on your animation course by the way. *massive high-five*

That's pretty sweet!

I think I'll jump online this weekend then.

Don't hurt me.

I love it.

I will post more for you.

Also, as you said Jolly Rancher Ice Pop I got an erection.

That has to be the best thing ever.

Then you said my name and I came.

I can't ever see your avatar by the way. It's always just a broken image link.

Why'd you get kicked out of college?

You be hardxcore bro.

No waaaaai is that the best Pokedex ever made.

I'm loving your Dwight and Jack pictures. Two of my favourite American TV shows. I actually came on here to tell you I will add you on PSN once I log on, I'm not ignoring you. We need some MW love.

This will cheer you up, rebel.

http://ldd.lego.com/

Is the wardrobe fail real? It looks like it might be faked? But bless your girlfriend is it's real. Her reaction was so awesome; just... "Agh... what's the point." As if she was expecting it to happen so what's the point.

I also have some canvas furniture for my girlfriends clothes and everyday I expect it to just fall into the pile of cheap wood that it is.

Also, how did you manage to get an attractive girlfriend who, from what I can tell, isn't a total freak? How does your ReZ magic work, and does he regret it everyday when you walk into the bedroom, arms full with sweets, comics, cheap DS games and something completely random (like glow in the dark hairspray)?

Because I don't post a lot.

And you've asked me to.

Whenever I do post I'm going to mention you.

In any way I can.

Phil Jupitus has never made a funny joke.

Also, why have you not added me on PSN.

I love your sig.

I can make you cum.

Agh, have you heard about the next US Office episode? A clip show... Lame.

ReZ at night I masturbate thinking of you.

Also, that monster in Uncharted 2 scared the shit out of me.

When you first see his outline, etc.

AGH!

Right at the end! The fucking amazing(!!!!) towers that feel like they're in the sky. Feels like I'm about 30 minutes from ending this bad boy. Gonna do it tonight!

REZ!wdsefsefsefsef