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  1. toy-story-3-lotso-huggin-bear.jpg

     

    Just in time too!

     

    I've yet to read most of that issue because it's covered in glorious Toy Story 3 filth.

     

    A film I've yet to watch!

  2. Because I don't post a lot.

     

    And you've asked me to.

     

    Whenever I do post I'm going to mention you.

     

    In any way I can.

  3. Don't ever let the fact that you can't be perfect stop you from doing your best.

     

    Murs for President!

  4. I can make you cum.

     

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  5. I dunno... it just passed me by. It was good though! I'm watching the second today, then the third at the cinema.

     

    London! London?! You could have been closer to me. You missed your chance.

  6. I had a dream that you and I went to a theme park last night.

     

    It was awesome.

     

    Although the roller-coaster we went on was a bit odd...

     

    Its' tracks were made of lovely green hedges.

  7. I lolled so much when you dropped Nathan Drake.

     

    U make me happy.

  8. I love it.

     

    I will post more for you.

     

    Also, as you said Jolly Rancher Ice Pop I got an erection.

     

    That has to be the best thing ever.

     

    Then you said my name and I came.

  9. I wish I'd misread it as [email protected]

     

    Can you imagine fucking an atom?

  10. I've gone back to trying to mention you in every post I make.

     

    EDIT: ReZReZReZ

     

    (This counts as a post)

  11. Is the wardrobe fail real? It looks like it might be faked? But bless your girlfriend is it's real. Her reaction was so awesome; just... "Agh... what's the point." As if she was expecting it to happen so what's the point.

     

    I also have some canvas furniture for my girlfriends clothes and everyday I expect it to just fall into the pile of cheap wood that it is.

     

    Also, how did you manage to get an attractive girlfriend who, from what I can tell, isn't a total freak? How does your ReZ magic work, and does he regret it everyday when you walk into the bedroom, arms full with sweets, comics, cheap DS games and something completely random (like glow in the dark hairspray)?

  12. It was a time hole.

     

    Tiiiiiime hole.

     

    Plus you were my only real friend and now that we regularly sleep together it's pointless.

     

    I'm at the end of Uncharted 2.

     

    Every time I try to complete it I poo myself with excitement.

  13. No you don't need to send it me back. Keep it. It's a symbol of my ever lasting love.

     

    Also, lame that it got there today... sent that ages ago.

  14. Oh, no, no, no.

     

    I'm alive.

     

    Just logged out for a bit.

     

    Someone made a snarky comment a while ago, and even though it was... you know, a comment on an internet forum; with things going on it kind of hit a nerve and I just sort of... I dunno.

     

    But I'll be back later on.

     

    Really well done on your animation course by the way. *massive high-five*

  15. ReZ at night I masturbate thinking of you.

     

    Also, that monster in Uncharted 2 scared the shit out of me.

     

    When you first see his outline, etc.

     

    AGH!

  16. That's pretty sweet!

     

    I think I'll jump online this weekend then.

     

    Don't hurt me.

  17. This will cheer you up, rebel.

     

    http://ldd.lego.com/

  18. Well if you like I'm fine waiting a while for you to get the cash together as long as it's not too long.

     

    In all honesty I'd prefer to sell it to an actual person cause I hate GAME and all the rest.

     

    Yeah I suppose it's more risky but I've got good rep on the trading boards (it's only 1, but it should be 2 like yours).

     

    If you really want I could put it on eBay as a buy it now and then the second it's up send you link or something.

     

    I am sexy.

  19. When I think of you I always picture a cum-ridden rag that's been discarded on the floor.

     

    Also I misread that email below as [email protected]

  20. 26th of August. I just watched Toy Story for the first time! I liked the dinosaur the best.

  21. Agh, have you heard about the next US Office episode? A clip show... Lame.

  22. Also, why have you not added me on PSN.

  23. Also: I'm getting sunburn from this.

  24. Did you ever find any paper that fits into those Nintendo notebooks?

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